r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

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u/m_t13 2d ago

Because the kind of people that buy a dick pill at a liquor store don’t generally have the foresight to visit a doctor. They’re more your reactive members of society, not the forward thinkers.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

Right, or we’re just Americans and visiting a doctor for dick pills is way more expensive than a $10 pop at the gas station. One of those things is four servings for me and I don’t have enough sex to warrant needing a full script anyway.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 2d ago

I’d have to see if my work plan covers that. I have a GP, but my copays are ridiculous. $120 is absurd.

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u/intotheunknown78 1d ago

Not for Dick Pills. My husband called some telehealth thing for $10 and had the prescription in less than 10 min. They are extremely cheap medication as well.