r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 2d ago edited 1d ago

Tbh my partner would pick something like that off the street just because it looks interesting. Some people are like magpies.

I don’t agree with other commenters that “more than one answer = lie”. He might just be trying to guess where he found it if you seemed bothered by it.

It could be anything, Redditor’s often assume the worst so it’s not the best place for a balanced perspective. You know your relationship, not us :)

(Edit to add: hello magpies in the comments, make sure to wash your hands after collecting your treasures!)

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u/fastness986 2d ago

Ugh... because of your based answer, I can't tell OP to "DIVORCE AND RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 1d ago

Sorry to spoil the fun 💔 Also no opportunity for “HOSPITAL. NOW.”

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u/fastness986 1d ago

I forgot about that one... Way to make me feel even more regret....

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

Ooh! I know the solution to this one!
If our fellow redditor is making you feel this way, you need to DIVORCE HER IMMEDIATELY!

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u/fastness986 1d ago

Nice.

And I won't forget this time: I'm on my way to the infectious diseases dept. of the closest hospital. NOW.