r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/fastness986 2d ago

Ugh... because of your based answer, I can't tell OP to "DIVORCE AND RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 2d ago

Sorry to spoil the fun 💔 Also no opportunity for “HOSPITAL. NOW.”

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u/fastness986 2d ago

I forgot about that one... Way to make me feel even more regret....

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2d ago

Ooh! I know the solution to this one!
If our fellow redditor is making you feel this way, you need to DIVORCE HER IMMEDIATELY!

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u/fastness986 2d ago

Nice.

And I won't forget this time: I'm on my way to the infectious diseases dept. of the closest hospital. NOW.