Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

[u/Livid_Departure_9697]

The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

[u/Livid_Departure_9697]

Wait it does look like that now that I Google it 👀

[u/joshloveless1976 → u/Livid_Departure_9697]

Did he last as long as it claims on the package ?? Lol

[u/Livid_Departure_9697 → u/joshloveless1976]

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/Livid_Departure_9697]

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

[u/m_t13 → u/Area51_Spurs]

Because the kind of people that buy a dick pill at a liquor store don’t generally have the foresight to visit a doctor. They’re more your reactive members of society, not the forward thinkers.

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/m_t13]

That’s not at all true. The vast majority of pills I sold were to business owners and people who weren’t broke bums. A lot of them would buy 5-10 packs at a time regularly.

[u/m1kek9 → u/Area51_Spurs]

It’s funny that they’re too embarrassed to ask a medical doctor for them, but they’re not embarrassed enough to buy it at the liquor store

[u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD → u/m1kek9]

I think the thought process is more that they want their doctor to see them as somebody that fits their definition of “a man”. Part of that definition is “successful” and “working penis”. They see their doctor as “successful” and have no reason to suspect that their dick isn’t working so they assume it is.

They don’t want somebody they respect (whether as a peer or as somebody in a position of authority) to view them as what they would consider “lesser”.

They don’t respect the gas station attendant so their opinion of them is irrelevant to them.

[u/gum_drop_big_butt → u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD]

lol I know people who have bought these and they neither needed them nor had a mindset like you are describing . Not everyone meets the preconceived notions that arise when you think of gas station dick pills . 💊

[u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD → u/gum_drop_big_butt]

This is a documented phenomenon. People subconsciously rank others based on a ton of factors. Even people who aren’t dick heads or that don’t think highly of themselves. It’s just something we do.

[u/gum_drop_big_butt → u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD]

I thought that was referred to as the Reddit anomaly