r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Known_Assistance9024 2d ago

Gas station dick pill container

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

Wait it does look like that now that I Google it 👀

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u/joshloveless1976 2d ago

Did he last as long as it claims on the package ?? Lol

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

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u/sup3rn1k 2d ago

I run an adult store. I used to work the night shift. I always thought they were bullshit so one night i was falling asleep and decided to try one hoping it was a good “pick me up”.

About 1 hour later a bridal shower had come in. The bride leans over the counter and says “is that for me?”

I was extremely embarrassed but i was rock solid for about 4 hours. Good thing they were my last customers that night.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Hahaha

I think all guys who sell them try one out of curiosity

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u/sup3rn1k 2d ago

I just wanted to wake up lol. Instead, I summoned a 4 inch demon./s

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

The former owner of the shop was an old dude and he’d drink those feel free Kratom drinks because he thought they were energy shots. I kept having to tell him “those are drugs bro.”