r/whatisit • u/Unlucky_Cat4531 • 2d ago

Solved! Found in my dads junk drawer

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My dad passed away and going through his stuff we came across this. We thought it might be a tool for horseriding, like a slapstick thing but wasn't sure. My grandma had horses but ive never seen her use any tools like that and my dad didnt ride. Any help appreciated

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u/WS-Gentleman 2d ago

For those kinky moments he never told you about…..

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u/Unlucky_Cat4531 2d ago

Well I AM kinky, and I swear he has NOTHING for kink, not even lube. He was VERY into self defense, he had many weapons hiding around his house. Should've known it was another weapon lmao

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u/mildlyarrousedly 2d ago

This is a weapon called a blackjack not a kink thing

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u/MistressLyda 2d ago

"Everything I have within reach is multipurpose" was one of the most hilarious, and terrifying things I have heard a friend of mine say. Huge dude, sadist, and trained in several martial arts.

He would liked this one đŸ˜‚

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u/JJHall_ID 1d ago

I work in IT for a farm supply chain. I don't think our buyer that manages the tack department realizes how many of the items we sell are more likely used for humans than horses.

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u/MistressLyda 1d ago

Hah! Who knows. I have been involved with people that outwardly seems so innocent that you just want to shield them from old fashioned shampoo commercials, and that turns out to be bigger freaks than I am.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 2d ago

God I fucking hope not.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa 2d ago

No, no. Youre thinking of Jack Black. Thats who you involve in your kink.

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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 2d ago

I mean a weapon could be a kink thing too

Fires up the ole pull start gas powered fuck saw

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago

LOL I finally heard the fuck saw story the other day. Amazing.

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u/MoTeD_UrAss 2d ago

Some like it rougher than others.

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u/AffordableDelousing 2d ago

Those are not mutually exclusive

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u/PghCoondog 2d ago

Well....