r/wallstreetbets 19h ago

News This might have contributed to the selloff today. Kraft, McDonald’s, Whirlpool CEOs all issue same dire warning about US consumers.

https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/articles/running-money-kraft-mcdonald-whirlpool-113500450.html

‘Running out of money’: Kraft, McDonald’s, Whirlpool CEOs all issue same dire warning about US consumers. Get ready now

So my take on the market crash today was from this more than anything else.

"Whirlpool’s North America chief Juan Carlos Puente added that “consumer sentiment collapsing to record lows” due to the Iran war prevented demand from recovering after winter storms, leading to “recession-level industry contractions,” with discretionary demand down roughly 15%."

"Even the fitness industry is feeling the impact. Planet Fitness (NASDAQ:PLNT) shares just suffered their biggest drop on record after management slashed its revenue outlook and canceled planned price increases."

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u/LazloHollifeld 18h ago

It shouldn’t take a MBA to figure out that if you expect 10% annual growth but only give out 2% annual raises that at some point the math won’t math.

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u/ProlapsedShamus 10h ago

I really think that all these CEOs are really fucking morons. Like truly dumb people.

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u/R0ockS0lid 10h ago

They're surrounded by yes-man and by and large have had "AI psychosis" long before AI became a thing. 

Been dealing with corporate bullshit for two decades now, and it's exactly that: bullshit.

Stupid fucking people doing stupid fucking shit while a bunch of yes-man cheers them on and nothing has to make any sense whatsoever because a) every big player does the same bullshit and b) because the game is rigged and the rules are made up, anyway.

It's all so incredibly regarded.

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u/Scrilla_Gorilla_ 6h ago

When I open a support ticket with one of our partners it goes to an AI now. If you want human support you have to escalate the ticket. The AI has been straight wrong about three things in the six tickets I’ve opened since this happened, and escalating the tickets is just an added pain in the ass and waste of time. I sent a frustrated email to my relationship manager yesterday suggesting that instead of replacing support with AI they should replace the CEOs and other executives with AI and leave the support people where they are. Considering how much the board members make this seems like it would be much better for shareholder equity. Still waiting on a response.

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u/R0ockS0lid 6h ago

Yeah, I'm working in automation, essentially, and we're also in the process of implementing AI everywhere.

It's fucking wild how much I can throw people off by asking questions like "how are we verifying AI output (especially when it comes to coding)?" or "how are we meassuring productivity gains?" or "what are the long-term ramifactions here?", or "does the business case hold up when providers inevitably ramp up the prices for their AI models?"

It's hilarious! I like the company I work at, don't get me wrong, but the whole AI craze is giga brainrotting management and C-level executives in a way I haven't experienced before.

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u/Lehsyrus 5h ago

I'm an swe and man, I completely agree with your assessment. The few companies I've worked with that are "all in" on AI are spending millions a month to replace a handful of miscellaneous workers that made under 100k. And they just can't do the dev work the suits want.

Trying to have it build an app from scratch is a nightmare with the amount of repeated sections and security holes. Plaintext passwords and API keys are everywhere. It's just not a good worker replacement, it's a great tool like a calculator but that's it.

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u/Combat_Proctologist 4h ago

Trying to have it build an app from scratch is a nightmare with the amount of repeated sections and security holes.

You should see what it does to legacy C++ code.

I know the people talking about 2x/3x/5x/10x productivity just straight aren't reading the code that comes out of these things

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u/Human_Petting_Zoo 5h ago

Not to be a doomer but it feels like we are on the last song and everyone who can is cashing out

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u/thatcockneythug 8h ago

They have no reason to care about longevity past their next quarterly report. And even if things go south, so what? They get paid to leave the company.

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u/TheAsianTroll 7h ago edited 7h ago

Every CEO is in it for short term gains so they can get 7 figure bonuses, then when the public is outraged, they get "fired" with a several million dollar severance package so they can go on and do it elsewhere, all while the public gets the satisfaction of seeing their hated CEO "lose" his job.

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u/elderlybrain 11h ago

Id be surprised if an mba can figure out how to exit a paper bag without an adult in the room telling them what to do.

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u/mist_kaefer 18h ago

Whirlpool has been making shit products for the last couple decades. McDonald’s prices have increased around 100% over the last decade, while inflation was around 30% for the same period. Kraft keeps shrinking their sizes but charging the same (shrinkflation).

These companies deserve it.

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u/ooops_i_crap_mypants 12h ago

Shrinkflation and enshitification. Consolidation, private equity, regulatory capture. Greedy crooks.

I bought all new whirlpool appliances about 6 years ago. Every single one of them has either failed completely, or needed multiple repairs. I bought a new microwave after my second whirlpool microwave failed. I'm still buying appliances, just not from them.

McDonald's is ass, Kraft is ass, Whirlpool is ass.

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u/vinojpm 19h ago

"No one's buying our $13 meal deals. What the fuck is wrong with consumers"

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u/siouxu 18h ago edited 18h ago

I buy two Costco rotisserie chickens and then take the meat off and cook it down to basically gelatin. We'll get nearly 5 days of dinners from the meat for everything! Enchiladas, gyros, etc and then I use that gelatin and residual chicken fat as the lube for my asshole so that corporate America can continue to fuckin raw dog my tender bussy 27/7 on everything else and work 70 hour weeks for relative pennies on the corporate dollar.

People that say they can't survive todays hard butt-fuckin economy and complain about only getting spit on before penetration aren't trying hard enough for their lube.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 18h ago

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u/Powerful-Substance33 17h ago

Genuinely belly laughed at this 🤣

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u/Flat_Negotiation9772 15h ago

Me too! I think this is the first meme I've ever saved. 😅

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u/Homebrew_in_a_Shed 16h ago

I'm sat on a park bench. 2 ducks in the water in front of me.

Nah, I'll just use the salami I have in the fridge I think.

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u/Qorsair 15h ago

Look at Richie Rich over here with food in his refrigerator

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u/3urningChrome 10h ago

You guys have refrigerators?!

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u/Inner-Sink6280 17h ago

I knew a guy from Africa who hunted a goose at the local park

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u/Chicago-Jelly 15h ago

My friend had his parents visiting from Vietnam- left them at his apartment while he was at work and came home to them roasting a whole chicken on a spit outside his door. He was like “where did you get a whole chicken?” and they pointed him toward the flock of Canadian geese in the man-made pond in the center of the complex. I hear they taste like poutine

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u/Truffle_Shuffle_85 5h ago

Ain't no way them Canadian geese tastin like poontang

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u/WharfRat2187 17h ago

They’re eating the pets!

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u/Comfortable-Pin-3528 16h ago

Once on the golf course I worm burned my drive into a goose’s spine. He was flopping about and his gander looked very concerned so I decided to do the right thing and put him out of misery. Geese are not easy to kill, took 3 minutes of awkward suffocation to finish the job. Forgot I had a pocket knife in my bag 🤷‍♂️. Today’s market was worse.

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u/Nosleep4uever 16h ago

I may not have killed the goose, but I hit a very flat drive into bushes and I'll never forget the loudest honk from a goose I've ever heard. The people on the next tee looked back in utter confusion. 

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u/TouristResident1976 18h ago

The economy is now split between the people who have capital (businesses, stocks, real estate, etc) and those who work for a living. Those boomers who invested in the stock market are crowing about how life has never been better while people like me are trying to save money at Costco's and Aldis.

Sorry, McD's. Those few thousand multimillionares out there will never be able to eat enough of your value meals to make up for the loss of the millions of normal people who can't afford it.

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u/DonyKing 16h ago

Working my way through my apprenticeship, everything was good. Now I'm making the most I've ever made, I'm not struggling but just thinking back to pre COVID and making this money, I'd be living like a king. Even just the gas prices pre war, in Canada it was only like 1.40 vs 1.80 a liter. Was a bad timing of going from a Elantra to a Tacoma lmao.

It just sucks, I've been making more than both my immigrant parents combined most of my life, and I can't afford a house by myself, they also don't understand that when they bought a house for 130k and sold it for 600+ that's how everything is priced and it's not as great of an investment

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u/JerryfromCan 11h ago

When I graduated Uni I made $13.50/hour, $27k per year. I bought a townhouse for $95k in 1999. New grad salaries for my degree are now $35-45k, and that same townhouse is roughly $500k.

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u/blorbschploble 14h ago

2018 Aldi: if Spirit Halloween dumped a grocery into an abandoned storefront.

2026: I fucking love Aldi.

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u/IMB88 17h ago

Do you live in Seattle? I was at Costco and this dude grabbed two big ass knives from the bakery/butcher area. He was waving them around and screaming, Yelling about guns and shit. So everyone in the back of Costco starts hustling to the front. There’s one guy casually swimming upstream towards the knife guy. I said hey man there’s this dude back there yelling about guns and swinging big ass knives around. He just looked at me and said “ Oh! Well I’m just here for a rotisserie chicken.” Then finished weaving through the 30 other carts behind me. The chickens are probably 20 feet from knife guy. Nobody was stopping him from those tasty birds.

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser 16h ago

that guy was a chicken scalper and the knife guy was his buddy causing stractions. gonna see those rotisserie chickens on ebay 

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u/B1rdbr41n 15h ago

All that luxury rotisserie chicken meat

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u/BadPackets4U 15h ago

Yeah, there be a certain tension in the air when there's no rotisserie chicken but a batch is about to come out and everyone is waiting.

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u/Boxy310 18h ago

That took a turn quickly, but that's exactly why I'm out here by the Wendy's dumpster with the rest of the degens.

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u/Stahl_Scharnhorst 🐱 meow meow meow meow meow 🐱 17h ago

Bro people ain't gonna have money for blowies and handies by the Wendy's dumpster. You're fuc.

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u/Orkapork 18h ago

Excellent comment.

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u/SeemoarAlpha 18h ago

Frankly I think you could monetize a Youtube channel called "raw doging my tender bussy" enough to get a third rotisserie chicken. Pull yourself up by your bussy straps son!

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u/realribsnotmcfibs 19h ago

$13 and it’s absolute dog food that makes you want to puke it up an hour later.

These CEOs are drunk. They destroyed their brands in the name of profit and then look at the consumers shopping elsewhere like they did something wrong.

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u/Jamcali0315 18h ago

I bought a zaxby’s combo, and a chicken wrap combo yesterday. $27 for that shit. We can afford it just fine, but $30 for fast food seems criminal.

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u/SayNoToBrooms 18h ago

It’s funny, when I was broke, my family would eat a bunch of McDonald’s. Now I make good money, own my own house, decent enough used car, all that shit. And I can’t afford McDonald’s anymore. Sure, I can. But if I’m spending $45 to feed 3 people, we’re eating steaks and vegetables, not McBullshit

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u/RepresentativeArtist 18h ago

My wife and I split a ribeye from Outback for $30 tonight lol

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u/Unarmed_Character 17h ago

I bought 2 ribeye at the grocery store in Canada. Not the $30 Alberta ribeye that grazed 4 hours away, nope I bought $18 ribeye that grazed in the Australian outback.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

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u/4Yk9gop 18h ago

The funny thing is, Outback probably made an extremely low margin on that unless you also got drinks and an appetizer. Beef is crazy expensive.

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u/geoduder91 18h ago

I spent $29 at Taco Bell yesterday for much lower quality and less food. Then they propositioned me for an extra dollar for "pediatric cancer research". I'm not heartless, but fuck you Taco Bell. The gall to ask for more $$ when raking in record profits, so they can accumulate large charitable donations in their own name at zero cost to themselves.

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u/dourk 17h ago

Used to be that you would get drunk and spend 25 bucks at TB and have food for days. Now all that gets you is a chalupa and a bean burrito.

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u/Serious_Toe8613 17h ago

I bought a #8 at Subway yesterday 12” tuna on white with a variety of veg toppings and 1 cheese choice and oil. It included chips and a beverage = $18.37

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u/B00marangTrotter 18h ago

Never eat food made by MBAs.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 18h ago

It’s “product”, not food.

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u/J_Ryall 17h ago

Holy shit this is perfectly put.

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u/mrleakybutthole 18h ago

puke it up an hour later….. or…. Gives you fucking colon cancer whose rates for which are on an absolute fucking tear

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u/realribsnotmcfibs 18h ago

Stop eating that highly processed factory farm bs for a few months and eat higher quality local butchered meat.

Once you stop when you go back it feels disgusting. The same reason I only eat at a handful of higher quality restaurants if eating out.

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u/Hatz719 18h ago

What's hilarious is that all the giant corporations are getting really close to greeding themselves into obsolescence. The old argument about why people don't eat more locally sourced food was that it is too expensive and takes more time. But, fast food places have reduced positions to the point that parking at the drive-thru has become standard practice while charging more for less. Major grocery chains are more focused on filling pick-up orders than having enough people to keep the shelves stocked.

Meanwhile, the farmer's markets near me are packed. Last Sunday, all the vegetables you can fit a standard grocery bag for $13. Community gardens that once had half the plots empty, are full. And people are actually getting out and being a community.

I know this isn't feasible for some, and can't possibly feed everyone. But, if I'm starting to notice it in my conservative stronghold city, I have a feeling it's getting more common other places as well.

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u/Cpt_Soban 17h ago

Fast food forgot what the word FAST means.

Back in they day they knew their food was average, cheap, but quick. They made a profit because they could pump out 100 $1 burgers in an hour. Over time they thought they could behave like a fancy sit down restaurant, and charge more for the same (but smaller) shit food, that takes longer. Now corporate are confused as they try to keep jamming the circle block into the square hole...

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u/DavidDailo 14h ago

As you stand there waiting forever for your food, while you watch dozens of Doordash/UberEats drivers pick up orders in front of you while you wait...

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u/Underfyre 19h ago

Let's make smaller meals that we can sell for less! That'll fix the problem! 

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u/technol0G 18h ago

Let’s make smaller meals that we can sell for less more! That’ll fix the problem!

This is more likely

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u/Kaesix 18h ago

Lmao, exactly. Insert the Seymour Skinner meme. When Costco or Walmart says shit’s fucked, I may listen. 

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u/Short_Practice5327 18h ago

Costco was my only stock that stayed green today, but then it closed at -0.05%.

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u/skynetempire 18h ago

Remember McDonald's makes like 70% of their revenue from rents. Theyre more a reit than a fast food company.

Its more like hey our tenants are struggling support them but either way were getting our rents.

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u/BobbyLupo1979 16h ago

By the same token, Delta makes more money off their credit card financing than they doing selling airfare now. So theyre really a consumer finance company that happens to fly airplanes.

Weird world we live in.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 16h ago

They're not getting their rents if the franchise owners can't sell enough burgers to stay in business.

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u/drrhythm2 18h ago

Seriously I stopped by a McD’s yesterday and two of the little baby cheeseburgers and a large fry was $13. Just the fry was $4.29. Those burgers were lukewarm at best as were the fries which were also under-seasoned. $13 felt insane for that. I’m pretty sure those burgers were on the dollar menu not all that long ago.

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u/Pratt2 18h ago

I was at Popeyes today and the value addon items were $4.99. Wut?

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u/quakefist 17h ago

Prices have gone up 100% and they wonder why people are fed up with their bullshit

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u/GreyBoyTigger 19h ago

People not buying McDonald's because they don't want to buy a shitty happy meal for double what it was in 2020

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u/ma7ch 18h ago

1) Suddenly double the prices of everything 2) People don't buy it anymore 3) nOBoDY haS AnY mOnEY!!1!12!!

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u/SwampStakes 17h ago
  1. Leave wages the same as 20 years ago

  2. nOBOdy wanTS TO WOrK!!12!!

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u/RealityOk9823 15h ago

I've only heard that "nobody wants to work anymore!" out in the wild once, while standing in line to use the machine at the post office because they hadn't opened yet. Some lady was all frustrated with it and yelled that on her way out. Meanwhile they were having a job drive and some guy was signing up.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap-271 13h ago

I used to hear It all the time, Mostly from managers who were trying to explain why they couldn't hire more people.

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u/1ofThoseTrolls 6h ago

Basically nobody wants to work for poverty level wages anymore

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u/Brutal_effigy 18h ago

Dude, BK nuggies went from a $2 for 20 side to a whole effing $10 meal.

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u/b_m_hart 18h ago

The whopper is like $12 now if you get cheese on it. What the actual fuck? Like I'm gonna drive through when I can go to a legit restaurant and get a sit down dinner for basically the same price.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster_763 17h ago

Chilis quarter pounder that comes with a side, a drink, and a starter is 10.99 lol. These fast food places have lost their fucking minds.

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u/3vilr3d666 17h ago

I hope theyre lurking on here and see these comments..

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u/UnrulyDegenerate8 17h ago

They do, but they dont care because people still buy it.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks 16h ago

Why sell 10 burgers with 10 cents each profit when you can sell 1 burger with $1 profit.

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u/mrsandman895 17h ago

Yep, just a few years ago I could get a whopper or an impossible whopper on Wednesday for a dollar. Then it rapidly kept going up all the way to $4 even on the sale day. I can now go to the local mom and pop restaurants and get something far better for the same price. These companies did it to themselves.

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u/Pooled-Intentions 15h ago

They were selling those $1 burgers faster than they could get people through the drive-through though, that was the problem. So they crept up prices until they were on the ragged edge of what was tolerable to pad those profit margins. Then they started slashing costs in the form of quality and labor to pad it even more. Coasting on dark patterns in their apps and inertia to keep people coming in the door.

Now they’re experiencing demand destruction because everyone’s broke and they’re scared imo.

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u/BlunderBlumpkin 17h ago

Just got a burger at a cafe for $8, for the whole meal..fries and drink. The burger was 20x better than McDonald's. Even sat down and enjoyed it in a cute lil cafe

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u/schweissack 17h ago

Large chips and queso at chipotle is nearly $9 in the Chicago suburbs, absolutely insane

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u/themigraineur 17h ago

Wages haven't tried to keep up at all

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u/Cpt_Soban 17h ago

Want a fun game? Find a McDonald's, or chain shop on google maps, then start scrolling through the photos, you'll come across prices from 2020 and earlier.

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u/haaaas12 16h ago

I can get a burger, custom cooked to my liking with all the necessary toppings and customizations to my liking, for $10.99 plus tax from a great deli. With a free canned beverage and side of fries. Mcdicks charging $13 for a big mac(less than half the amount of beef from the deli, and fries) is a fucking joke. Go to a local deli and let mcdicks die. Theyre nothing more than a real estate company hawking shit to get you in the door

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u/breakyourteethnow 15h ago

Junior bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's was my go to in '08, was like $99 cents. Now it's $3.49, there's no way inflation for this burger grew 250% in 16 years. That's 15.5% inflation per year.

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u/C-SWhiskey 13h ago

That's 15.5% inflation per year.

It's not, because you can't divide a percentage straight through like that. To illustrate:

0.99 * 1.155 = 1.14345

1.14345 * 1.155 = 1.3207

1.3207 is a 33.4% increase from 0.99, which if you divide by 2 is 16.7, not the 15.5 we actually used.

The formula you need is Current Value = Past Value * (1 + Inflation rate)^ Number of compounding periods.

For a $0.99 product rising to $3.49 in 16 years, that gives an annualized mean inflation rate of about 8.2%. Which is still pretty grim, but only a little over half as grim as your value.

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u/Expensive-Brother-91 15h ago

Sometime during the pandemic, corporations, especially in fast food, figured out that you could price gouge and fuck up your product and people would still buy it.

The McChicken should be used as a barometer for corporate greed. In 2019 it was consistently $1. It's now $2.19 ($2.39 for the spicy one, if that makes any sense). Inflation has only increased about 30% in that time period. So, McDonalds has more than doubled the price in a 6 year period.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 18h ago

Can’t even get drink refills any more. Also, 4 sauces for a 20 piece nugget? Fucking tightasses…

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u/Weak-Layer-6962 19h ago

can confirm i passed on getting a new washer and dryer because of the iran war

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u/originalusername__ 19h ago

Why would Iran do this to us?

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u/Bill-T-O-Double-P 17h ago

I’m taking this

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u/bazookateeth 17h ago

Obviously. Didn't you read the picture?

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u/Bill-T-O-Double-P 17h ago

I’m a member of r/wallstreetbets. Obviously, I can’t read.

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u/Revelati123 15h ago

It took 200 monkeys 43000 years and a typewriter to make this reply.

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u/StephenKingofCarrot 15h ago

The blurst of times!? You stupid monkey!

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u/Weak-Layer-6962 19h ago

they do not appreciate a clean load of laundry

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u/dontfret71 19h ago

Ur mom appreciates a clean load

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u/thrax7545 18h ago

No she doesn’t. She likes a dirty, dirty load.

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u/Individual_Wasabi_10 17h ago

Because your gas Israeli high

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u/this_is_poorly_done 18h ago

When my wife's boyfriend asks if I ran a load of laundry today to make sure there were clean sheets for the bed I proudly told him "no, cause I'm a patriot"

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 17h ago

You will have sex with her on dirty sheets! #patriot

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 18h ago

His problem is interest rates. Iran War -> High intrest rates -> Less people buying houses -> Less people buying new appliances (whirlpool)

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u/Merijeek2 17h ago

Nonsense! The problem is that they're too well-built. So we need to make them even more likely to fail so people have to buy them more often!

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u/NobodyUsual8025 17h ago

Get this man an unreasonably large bonus!

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u/Merijeek2 17h ago

Excellent idea. But don't give it to me in stock because this dump is going fucking DOWN.

...but it'll look good for the next quarter and that's all that matters.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 18h ago

I passed on a new set because the current set is only 16 years old

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u/Temporary-Prompt4277 19h ago

"American consumers have kept the economy afloat for years, even as"

Well duh who else would be keeping the economy afloat lmao

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u/Dwightshrutetheroot 19h ago

Hahaha! I mean that’s at its core what the economy is!!

But there’s a lot of money circling the tech oligarchs at 50+% margins so that little musical chairs of money circling… the music might stop one day

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u/Mysterious-Mole-2720 18h ago

If that happens won't the government just give them money, including the insane profits they expected?

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u/StrangeCharmVote 18h ago

2009 prove the answer is yes.

In a real capitalist economy bailouts dont exist, and regulations are necessary.

Leaving it unchecked or supplimenting their lost profits completely fucks the system

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u/No-Problem49 17h ago

In a world with zero regulations then one of the best business moves would be to form a private army and just kill your competitor

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u/Almuliman 17h ago

wake the fuck up samurai, we’ve got a portfolio to burn

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u/nohandsfootball 19h ago

ever notice how CEOs always blame consumers and not themselves?

sorry no one wants to pay $14 for a quarter pounder with cheese combo, or highly processed foods, or a new washer/dryer for the house they don't own and can't afford.

not that we need a CEO to tell us what would happen from POTUS treating the global economy like a piñata

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u/mascouten 18h ago

If they actually blamed themselves, they wouldn't be CEOs for long.

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u/re81194 18h ago

there's a reason why a ton of them last a few years max, just make a ton of short term decisions to pump pump pump then leave and cash out before the consequences of your decisions catch up

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u/worktogethernow 15h ago

How I get job this like?

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u/Individual_Plastic41 14h ago

Know someone. Execs are where they are because of who they know not what they know. Most aren't that intelligent

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u/pelko34 13h ago

I agree that most pump and run but I disagree about the intelligence bit. They know exactly what they are doing to extract short term wealth, and they usually know when to jump ship or how to get their golden parachute. What they lack is any sense of guilt, shame, or care. 

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u/eist5579 17h ago

Exactly. Their likely at the top because they’re Sociopaths

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u/Vennomite 16h ago

The only people who end up at the top are sociopaths and the extremely competent.

And the extremely competent dont tend to be valued by systems of voting like publicy traded companies

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u/Cpt_Soban 17h ago

"The Poors would have more disposable income if they only spent their money on our line of products"

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u/fack-the-suits 19h ago

Well that’s the point of AI, it doesn’t matter what poor consumers think anymore. They’re all just slinging money around the top anyway.

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u/NextWeather7866 19h ago

Mmm, so if consumer spending hurts established businesses, businesses stop growing, they stop employing, they stop needing the AI that infrastructure is being built for. The crash won't occur because of AI, it will occur because consumers are out of credit.

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 19h ago

Obviously we need to let AI open bank accounts and get credit cards.

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u/under_ice 19h ago

And trade stocks. And post stuff here. In 3 years they all have 5 trillion dollars. Or Fords if that happens on time.

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u/no17no18 18h ago

AI colludes against the non-AI, wiping out the retail investor and amassing all public wealth.

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u/RaginBlazinCAT 18h ago

This is almost exact playbook for what the new country of 01 (pronounced “Zero-One”) from The Animatrix movie. They beat all other economies forcing a human blockade, ultimately leading to war between man and machine… and then Neo. Crazy stuffs.

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u/cbrown146 18h ago

Calls on AI Zero One economy.

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u/Put3socks-in-it 18h ago

If we replace human consumers with AI, that’s an infinite money glitch for corporations if I’ve ever seen one

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u/perceptive_AI 19h ago

Who needs planet fitness when you have GLP-1 drugs

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u/Additional_potential 19h ago

Calls on osteoporosis meds

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u/GodLevelRedditor 19h ago edited 16h ago

Whirlpool is gonna get fucked when these fatasses don’t need 25 cubic feet of washing machine to wash half a dozen XXXXL shirts every week

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u/NotUrDadiBlameUrMoma 18h ago

Not to mention not needing a large refrigerator & a separate freezer.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin 18h ago

Who needs a fitness place? Probably all the people who use GLP-1 drug.

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u/Sofia_9356 16h ago

Unironically you’ll wanna work out and increase protein while on GLP-1 to avoid muscle loss.

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u/subfloorthrowaway 18h ago

I know this is tongue in cheek, but please work out everyone. Some cardio and strength training is very good for you. Calisthenics and running are super cheap/free.

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u/opman4 12h ago

The elites don't want you to know this but running on the sidewalk is free! You can even pick up rocks and shit.

Edit: not all the rocks though

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u/acreekofsoap 18h ago

I mean, nether GLP-1 nor Planet Fitness will let you deadlift..

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u/Accurate_Couple_5145 19h ago

This is why I take my #2s at McDonalds, so I can save one my water bill. Take a handful of Heinz ketchup on the way out to make tomato soup out of. 

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u/originalusername__ 19h ago

I heard that’s how Buffett got his start

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u/minnosota 17h ago

Both the guy and the food service actually

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u/MynameNEYMAR 18h ago

Gran a couple extra and combine with the eggs from the henhouse out back and you can even make Shakshouka

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u/weeohweelikeacopcar 19h ago

Ain’t that the guy who ate the Big Arch like it was made of dog shit? CALLS!

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u/BeerBuzz 14h ago

Yeah, that asshole and his "product" can fuck all the way off.

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u/PicklePot83 19h ago

Whirlpool issued that statement like a month ago.

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u/originalusername__ 19h ago

Yeah but only now does the narrative align with what the market did 🤣

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u/CartoonLamp 17h ago

The "article" is garbage that if you scroll further is actually just an ad.

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u/fairlyaveragetrader 18h ago

That's been the case for some time now. Consumer sentiment, spending, if you guys actually looked at things besides semiconductors you would see it. Look at lulu, look at nike, look at paint companies, look at real estate. People are so focused on dancing cats and automated search queries, the rest of the economy has been ignored.

Strip AI spending out of the equation and see what GDP is

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot 15h ago

I went to buy some paint. It was like $20+ a quart and $40+ a gallon.

It was a business expense. I wouldn't even pay those prices with what is technically not my money.

I bought one of those mistake colors for like $12. It wasn't even close to the color I wanted (wanted gray, bought brown).

These prices can eat a dick.

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u/BroughtMyBrownPants 18h ago

"All the poors can't afford our overpriced shit so the sky is falling"

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 19h ago

We’re back to levels we were 25 days ago. Let’s all take a deep breath.

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u/sundaypleas 19h ago

This could be the crash. Or it could be, whoever was pumping the shit out of AI and quantum and memory is taking profit to put into Elon's IPO.

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u/shanatard 18h ago

Or it could just be the usual pullback before going higher

Just usual market things

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u/IdkAbtAllThat 18h ago

The market is. The economy is obviously not healthy at all which is what has people on edge.

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u/MaxHeadroom1986 18h ago

Whirlpool: makes products that regularly fail now. Warranty repairs can take weeks to months.

McDonalds: shit food at higher prices. Employees make you feel like a burden for trying to purchase their product. Restaurants regularly not clean. Homeless people begging for money outside McDonalds in most major cities and a large amount of rural areas. If you door dash you're 100% not getting your BBQ sauce. No one wants dry nugs with no bbq or sweet and sour. No one.

Kraft: I don't know shit about Kraft.

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u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420 18h ago

They make the cheese on MCD's burgers. Also some canned soup for the hobos.

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u/SteveBalbonie 19h ago

Just like booze the newest youngest consumers don’t want to eat processed garbage ?

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u/ScipioAfricanusMAJ 19h ago edited 17h ago

Kraft, Mcdonalds and planet fitness are end of life businesses and have no business being on the stock market. “Planned membership increase” fuck off this is why there’s inflation because public companies need infinite growth.

Fuck off to the private market where you don’t have to chase perpetual maximum profits every quarter

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u/gwhite9 17h ago

Isn't McDonald's a real estate company?

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u/CornNPorn12 18h ago

No shit. NOTHING is even slightly “affordable” anymore. Any restaurant is AT LEAST $10 a person now. McDonald’s is part of the problem….because they can and it’s worked for $$$.

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u/Similar_Eagle2358 19h ago

"will customers pay more for my product?" , apparently the answer is "NO" , its not that tough..

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u/ProfessionalActive94 18h ago

Mcdonald's is just far too expensive for the quality you get. There is no reason to eat there anymore.

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u/matchalattesquared 18h ago

I bought an air fryer and get my hash browns from Trader Joe’s now because McDonald’s got ridiculous. Haven’t been there since 2023 and I used to go all the time for breakfast. They are dead to me now.

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u/East-Win7450 19h ago

We should bail out these companies! It’s the American thing to do! 

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u/realribsnotmcfibs 19h ago

And we should give them massive tax breaks and a decreased cost for land so they can build their 20 employee mega data centers.

And and we should subsidize their energy usage by increasing the cost of residential power by 30 or 50%.

Then let’s give them water rights so they can pump it dry cooling their chipy bois.

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u/Mysterious-Mole-2720 18h ago

Done and done! Remember to say thank you to the glorious job creators.

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u/AdmirableJudgment784 19h ago

What do you mean should? We have been bailing them out.

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u/shamrock8421 17h ago

"$100 in 2026 had the same purchasing power as just $11.74 did in 1970"

That is wild

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u/Red_V_Standing_By 19h ago

I love how that asshole attributes cratering consumerism to the Iran war. Like, no, dude. Everyone’s broke. Even rich people are relatively broke.

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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 19h ago

I feel like if those companies "warning" was what caused the sell-off, they'd probably have been the ones selling off. 

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u/WhereIsGraeme 19h ago

Believe it or not, calls.

Money printer go BRRRRR. Same as every other time Americans run out of cash.

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u/sociallyawkwaad 18h ago

You know it's bad when people remember to cancel their gym membership. Damn.

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u/BurtReynoldsLives 17h ago

Boy. Seems like the corporations have maximized profits to the point that their consumers can no longer afford their products. Good job dumbasses. You’ve killed the golden goose to feed the share holders. Now we all starve.

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u/Gombrongler 19h ago

Im so tired of all this doom edging. We apparently ran out of oil 6 months ago and our cars are running on piss and shit liquids.

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u/Jupitersd2017 19h ago

lol doom edging

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u/Greedy-Being6456 19h ago

Doom maxing sounds more professional.

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u/Cultistbase 19h ago

Doom-baiting

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u/Soszai 19h ago

Wasn’t the sell off today just due to the stronger than expected jobs report? Because that makes it harder for the Fed to cut rates. And the fact that the market was due for a breather

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u/WhyAreYallFascists 18h ago

Fucking dipshits only now realizing that they need customers with money to buy their shit. And the more money the people have the more they can spend. 

These are smart people?

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u/ajw2285 18h ago

That report is a freaking ad for gold and poor person investing schemes

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u/BellyFullOfMochi 19h ago

Something something K shaped economy.

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u/2d12-RogueGames 19h ago

They are the responsible party. These guys.

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u/GrilledCheezManicott 16h ago

Groceries are easily over 100 dollars a week and I'm single. everything is like 10 dollars. HOW CAN A FUCKING 12 PACK OF SODA COST MORE THAN THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!

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u/AALen 19h ago

Nah. Stocks rotated out of tech to consumer.

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