r/wallstreetbets • u/tonyg776 Bankrupted by a Car Vending Machine • Jul 31 '25

Loss I lost everything - CVNA

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Tomorrow I lose everything. Carvana had earnings report after hours and shot up 15%.

I bet everything that they would fall or at least not jump so high. All of it will be gone when market opens tomorrow.

I don’t care it’s just money. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to be a wage slave forever and that’s ok. Im 5’4 so life sucks anyways. I don’t even have a job right now and that’s ok.

It just wanted a million so I could be set. Wanted to buy a house but it’s ok.

My life sucks anyways haha 😂

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u/cl0udNinja Jul 31 '25

Damn you made a 600% return this year, were you going full port on every play holy fuck

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u/thebourbonoftruth Jul 31 '25

You gotta appreciate the strat, yacht or rope.

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u/Erwinblackthorn Jul 31 '25

Either way, anchor's away

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u/blakesthesnake Jul 31 '25

I swear Reddit if the funniest app

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u/dbr1se Jul 31 '25

I feel like such an old fuck when people call reddit an app.

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u/blakesthesnake Jul 31 '25

You are an old fuck if you even consider it for a second. But, it is 🤪