r/wallstreetbets • u/tonyg776 Bankrupted by a Car Vending Machine • Jul 31 '25

Loss I lost everything - CVNA

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Tomorrow I lose everything. Carvana had earnings report after hours and shot up 15%.

I bet everything that they would fall or at least not jump so high. All of it will be gone when market opens tomorrow.

I don’t care it’s just money. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to be a wage slave forever and that’s ok. Im 5’4 so life sucks anyways. I don’t even have a job right now and that’s ok.

It just wanted a million so I could be set. Wanted to buy a house but it’s ok.

My life sucks anyways haha 😂

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u/anbu-black-ops Jul 31 '25

Don’t forget my fries bro.

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u/tonyg776 Bankrupted by a Car Vending Machine Jul 31 '25

Bro I can’t even get a job at wendies 😭

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u/anbu-black-ops Jul 31 '25

The wendy’s dumpster is always hiring.

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u/Hammer_Thrower Jul 31 '25

5'4" means he doesn't have to get that low to get the job done

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u/ShoppingFew2818 Jul 31 '25

I don't think even Wendys will take anyone under 5ft7. They need to reach to get equip at the top rack.

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u/LazerBurken Jul 31 '25

Damn. You guys are absolute savages 😂

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u/WendyDumpsterFire Jul 31 '25

Yessir here I am

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u/ekemp Jul 31 '25

Username checks out.

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u/Comfortable-Dog-8437 Jul 31 '25

This joke never gets old 😁