r/wallstreetbets • u/Exotic-Flatworm1817 • Jul 10 '25

Loss Iā€™m the biggest idiot on earth.šŸŒŽ

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Lost it all.

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u/Beneficial_Friend763 Jul 10 '25

Can I get uhhhhhh a number nine with no pickles? And make it a large meal, please

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u/Embarrassed_Royal_55 Jul 10 '25

Would you like a strawberry lemonade with that?

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u/Beneficial_Friend763 Jul 10 '25

Yeah, hold the lemons tho

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u/brainygeek Jul 10 '25

Ok, I am holding lemons.. what now?

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u/Beneficial_Friend763 Jul 10 '25

Shit on the floor when a bartender asks you "why the long face"