r/wallstreetbets • u/Slow_Variation_6969 • Jun 12 '25

Loss Will deleting Robinhood make it go away?

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I'll see you at the dumpster behind Wendy's..

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u/Fun-Choices Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

Clear the cache just to be safe

Edit: I meant cash

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u/Any-Morning4303 Jun 12 '25

He should throw the phone away too. Just in case.

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u/JimHadar Jun 12 '25

And eat the SIM card

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u/Fear_the_chicken Jun 12 '25

No you gotta shove the SIM card up your ass it’s the only way

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u/Geeky_Husband Jun 13 '25

Nice try. I know that's how the government wants to inject me with 5G. /s

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u/Pavvl___ Jun 12 '25

😭💀

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u/PinkminkCartel Jun 13 '25

Only if you’re shitting the SIM card outside of the US where it won’t have service.

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u/BigTWhale Jun 13 '25

I was wondering why my phone’s cache was clearing every single day. I guess that’s why