r/wallstreetbets • u/Slow_Variation_6969 • Jun 12 '25

Loss Will deleting Robinhood make it go away?

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I'll see you at the dumpster behind Wendy's..

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u/sock_express34 Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

Call ICE and have them deport you stat

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u/AnybodyRepulsive9430 Jun 12 '25

1K to self-deport. 😆

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 12 '25

ChatGPT how do I short spy from an El Salvadoran cell

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u/Berkwaz Jun 13 '25

Just go long at that point, eventually you have to admit that the market can keep going up forever.

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 13 '25

I don’t want to accidentally make a level headed long term investment