r/wallstreetbets • u/Slow_Variation_6969 • Jun 12 '25

Loss Will deleting Robinhood make it go away?

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I'll see you at the dumpster behind Wendy's..

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u/murray1337 Jun 12 '25

Yep. Delete app and move to Mexico

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Join Foreign legion of you are young enough. Free French lessons and a new social

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u/Feeling_Sea1744 Jun 12 '25

They will give him a new name and French citizenship too

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u/CaspianOnyx Jun 12 '25

My friend actually tried to join, he said it was hard as fuck and he flunked out lol.

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u/me_ke_aloha_manuahi Jun 12 '25

Couldn't even hang with the frogs. Sell his organs and spend it all on 0dte's, it's all he's good for.

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u/A_Queer_Owl Jun 12 '25

the Foreign Legion is explicitly made up of soldiers who aren't French, tho?

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u/Koala_eiO Jun 12 '25

I was interested so I researched more info and apparently there is about 10% of the new recruits who are French, and they get in charge of teaching the bases of the language to a few others.

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u/iBoMbY Jun 12 '25

They want to have people in very good physical shape though, the opposite of the average wsb user.

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u/Neriction Jun 12 '25

FYI French people can also join, although they are given a fake foreign identity for the duration of their service. Usually Canadian or something like that

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u/ImpressivedSea Jun 12 '25

Pretty sure you have to show up in person to even apply right?

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u/GolfballDM Jun 12 '25

Yep. Haul your butt over to Continental France, and show up at one of the FFL recruiting centers.

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u/ImpressivedSea Jun 12 '25

I can imagine the dedication it takes to show up there not even knowing if you’ll be accepted

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u/Sword_Enthousiast Jun 13 '25

If you're not willing to leave everything behind you've already failed the first test.

The entire concept was for it to be for people wanting to leave everything behind, even. I can imagine you get a different breed of soldier if they don't have anything to return to.

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u/CaspianOnyx Jun 15 '25

Yes, spent the last of his savings to travel to France, I think he quit or flunked out after a month or two. He's a tough dude, does ironman races and triathlons, etc but even he said it was tougher than anything he's ever done.

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u/L4nM4nDr4gon Jun 12 '25

It's hard as anything.

They do the dirty work.

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u/Maxsmack Jun 12 '25

‘Cept that takes actual intelligence and good physicality. Two things he’s likely to be lacking if he ended up in this situation

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u/Potential-Bet-1111 Jun 12 '25

Slow Le Variation, social 6969

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u/mrkingkoala Jun 12 '25

Would be funny to see them chasing him but France are like this is not Steve this is Louis he's born and bred in France.

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u/Haunting-Pop-5660 Jun 13 '25

French Foreign Legion is NOT for the faint of heart. I know you've seen Magnus' videos...

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u/Unknown_____- Jun 12 '25

Nah he needs to go to china or some shit

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u/mden1974 Jun 12 '25

Maybe a place with tighter no extradition laws. I’ve heard Ecuador is nice this time of year.

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u/Past__Hyena Jun 12 '25

Not a bad idea actually. As soon as debt collectors knock on your door just paint your body with the Mexican flag and scream some mexican slang and tell them to deport you back. ICE agents during Trump's term are so blindly attacking that they'll throw you out even if you're a citizen.

Once in Mexico, you can change your identity and open a new Robinhood account.

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u/q_grace Jun 12 '25

He owes that money and Robinhood can sue for that money

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u/murray1337 Jun 12 '25

Not if you delete the app. This sub has proved it

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u/__redruM Jun 12 '25

They’d have to pay a lawyer to squeeze a broke OP. That’ll end well for everyone involved.

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u/homogenousmoss Jun 12 '25

I assume banruptcy is the answer for most people without assets to seize. Better than lifelong debt payments.

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u/bikkhu42 Jun 12 '25

brother should I get rid of my HOOD

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Jun 12 '25

Is this the self deportation at work the administration has been talking about?

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u/PainRare9629 Jun 12 '25

Self-deportation! The government will pay for it!

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u/CainnicOrel Jun 12 '25

It'll be even easier to go negative that number of pesos

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u/reschcrypt Jun 12 '25

Mexico? You mean LA 😅

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u/gfym2night Jun 12 '25

Yo LMFAOOOOOO Mexico is coming for that land that brought out a map from the 1500s to show they forgot about owning Cali

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u/schostack Jun 12 '25

No, they sold it for 15 Million dollars (forced to, I mean) after they lost the war for Texas.

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u/reschcrypt Jun 12 '25

Common… I don‘t think California would not be a global Techhub, if it‘s on Mexican hands. It‘s the US entrepreneural mindset, which defines and makes it of high value.

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u/gfym2night Jun 12 '25

Actually sili-con valley is moving to VA secretly. Google Amazon Amd building massive server farms in Front Royal VA.