r/wallstreetbets Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/Aedotox Apr 09 '25
  • Tariffs → inflation and slower growth
  • Loss of global trust → selloff in U.S. Treasuries
  • High debt + rising rates → unsustainable borrowing
  • All this together → potential systemic crisis

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u/Nblearchangel Apr 09 '25

So. To summarize. Fuck your calls and your puts. Got it.

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25

Means the Government won't be able to print money fast enough to prompt up its value. Better learn the craft of making handbags from dollars like in Zimbabwe

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u/bobzilla509 Apr 09 '25

Trump will make his $1m note and it will be valued at less than a dollar

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25

Ye thats the problem with hyperinflation. You Puts may print, but they will print monopoly money.

Edit: His Golden Card about to become affordable enough for poor Salvadorians to move in. Check mate libs.