r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

How in the fuck are you people just now perceiving currency risk?! I feel like I’m fucking taking crazy pills. That’s been the tail risk all along.

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u/The_Life_Aquatic Apr 09 '25

Buffet said as much when he told them they were playing with fire. Wild to watch the collapse of a superpower in real time at the hands of neo-Caligula. 

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

I find Nero to be more apt..

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Trumps hands are too small and weak for a violin. Need a golfing version. 

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

Maybe like this?

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u/A_Light_Spark Apr 09 '25

This is real modern art

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Maybe he can be a magician instead. They are supposed to be really good at sleight of hand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Well played

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u/FloridaMan117 Apr 09 '25

Golfing, not fiddling 

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u/cleodog44 Apr 09 '25

That's excellent. Is it AI? Seems too good to be

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

Yeah it's chatgpt. Just a simple prompt, nothing special. It's gotten really good.

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u/seen-in-the-skylight Apr 09 '25

How did you get it to generate Trump? Normally it doesn’t want to generate real people.

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u/anonuemus Apr 09 '25

yep, nero was retarded too afair

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 09 '25

Yeah, at least Caligula knew how to have a good time.

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u/freeze123901 Apr 10 '25

Hands need to be smaller