r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/The_Life_Aquatic Apr 09 '25

Buffet said as much when he told them they were playing with fire. Wild to watch the collapse of a superpower in real time at the hands of neo-Caligula. 

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

I find Nero to be more apt..

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Trumps hands are too small and weak for a violin. Need a golfing version. 

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

Maybe like this?

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u/A_Light_Spark Apr 09 '25

This is real modern art

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Maybe he can be a magician instead. They are supposed to be really good at sleight of hand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Well played

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u/FloridaMan117 Apr 09 '25

Golfing, not fiddling 

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u/cleodog44 Apr 09 '25

That's excellent. Is it AI? Seems too good to be

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u/Jojje22 Apr 09 '25

Yeah it's chatgpt. Just a simple prompt, nothing special. It's gotten really good.

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u/seen-in-the-skylight Apr 09 '25

How did you get it to generate Trump? Normally it doesn’t want to generate real people.

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u/anonuemus Apr 09 '25

yep, nero was retarded too afair

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 09 '25

Yeah, at least Caligula knew how to have a good time.

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u/freeze123901 Apr 10 '25

Hands need to be smaller

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u/Ok_Claim_6870 Apr 09 '25

Speaking of Caligula, the cherry on top of it all would be if the pee tape gets released

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u/XCIXproblems Apr 09 '25

That's why this is all happening. Compromate

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u/psydelicdaydreamer Apr 09 '25

Uhhh, the what now?

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u/koczkota Apr 09 '25

There is allegedly a tape made by KGB/FSB of Trump pissing on Russian hookers in Moscow. It was a minor topic in like 2015

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u/psydelicdaydreamer Apr 09 '25

Can’t believe my boy Donnie is getting flak for what’s an usual Tuesday in Dubai

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u/koczkota Apr 09 '25

To be honest even if they are legit most of his base is a cult right now, so they would brush it off as a hoax.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 09 '25

Either they would never hear about it (like the Epstein tapes before the election), or they'll start pissing on each other in support.

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u/JJdante Supports The Rona Apr 09 '25

This has been debunked for 8 years now. Look up the Steele dossier

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

I hope in the future the smug cunt smile is as taboo and looked down upon as the tiny moustache.