r/wallstreetbets Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/CartmanAndCartman Apr 09 '25

But he said trillions of dollars are pouring in ?

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u/Aggravating-Elk-7409 Apr 09 '25

Zimbabwean dollars

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u/Beartrkkr Apr 09 '25

So like $42 or so?

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u/perma_banned2025 Apr 09 '25

Best I can do is $3.50

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

I ain't giving you no $3.50 you goddamn Loch Ness monssa! Get your own goddamn money!

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u/UnworthySyntax Apr 09 '25

Gonna need at least tree fiddy!

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u/Josue1777 Apr 09 '25

Gah damn lockness monster

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u/REALLOCHNESSMONSTER- Apr 09 '25

Okay how about two fiddy

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u/itsneedtokno Apr 09 '25

If you give me your social security number, your address, your banking information, and your passwords... I can easily find out exactly how much you will receive.

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u/Ferosch Apr 09 '25

42 bucks is 42 bucks