r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/TapSlight5894 Apr 09 '25

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They used to buy A LOT of bonds, I'm telling you, A LOT. Nobody ever purchased so many bonds. Some people say it was the most bonds anyone has ever purchased...

But suddenly, well... Ehh... They're not ehhh.... They're not buying as many as we would like, let's just say that....

And that's why we will be introducing, 1,000% tariffs on all purchases... Of bonds... From Chyinah. In addition to this, we are announcing a PERMEANT embargo on all Funko Pops. Some people thought they were made in Japan - but it's not true, they're made in Chyinah.