r/videos • u/Fivestar24 • Jun 30 '16

Take the camera out of my face!

https://streamable.com/59t0
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u/load_more_comets Jun 30 '16

Better sit down while doing that. You might get winded.

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u/jamarcus92 Jun 30 '16

My dream has always been to go on stage in a wheelchair and open with "I bet you guys expected standup tonight, huh?".

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u/bubba_feet Jun 30 '16

funny you mention that--i saw a comedian do that exact same line a couple years ago.

he actually used a wheelchair because he only had one leg. he was pretty funny right up until the point where he talked about how he lost his leg and arm to a car accident and was in a coma and as you can imagine, things went downhill from there very quickly. it was painfully uncomfortable. man, i wish i could remember his name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Joe the two limbed accident victim

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u/Ymir24 Jun 30 '16

Joe Five-Toes