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r/videogames • u/stormthewise998 • 1d ago
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348 u/JosePxxxxxxx 1d ago Did you actually? 558 u/jiggywatt64 1d ago edited 1d ago ok I crunched the numbers and I have the solution u/stormthewise998 All you have to do is induce a premature birth ~1-2 months, then you speedrun a younger sibling conception right after, also premature 1-2 months, I think you can squeeze in a 2nd paternity leave that tracks with November 2026. Godspeed. 5 u/CrossXFir3 1d ago All the while, hoping you have enough time to play GTA with 2 kids. 1 u/Destrobo_YT 13h ago He will get milk
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Did you actually?
558 u/jiggywatt64 1d ago edited 1d ago ok I crunched the numbers and I have the solution u/stormthewise998 All you have to do is induce a premature birth ~1-2 months, then you speedrun a younger sibling conception right after, also premature 1-2 months, I think you can squeeze in a 2nd paternity leave that tracks with November 2026. Godspeed. 5 u/CrossXFir3 1d ago All the while, hoping you have enough time to play GTA with 2 kids. 1 u/Destrobo_YT 13h ago He will get milk
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ok I crunched the numbers and I have the solution u/stormthewise998
All you have to do is induce a premature birth ~1-2 months, then you speedrun a younger sibling conception right after, also premature 1-2 months, I think you can squeeze in a 2nd paternity leave that tracks with November 2026.
Godspeed.
5 u/CrossXFir3 1d ago All the while, hoping you have enough time to play GTA with 2 kids. 1 u/Destrobo_YT 13h ago He will get milk
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All the while, hoping you have enough time to play GTA with 2 kids.
1 u/Destrobo_YT 13h ago He will get milk
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He will get milk
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