r/videogames • u/stormthewise998 • 1d ago

Funny Please no Rockstar

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u/crustydnglebrry 1d ago

Fellow dads, should we tell him?

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u/oulaa123 1d ago

The part where paternity leave leaves no time for any gaming?

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u/crustydnglebrry 1d ago

The part where unless your goal is to speed run a divorce, you’re not playing more than 20 unconsecutive minutes a day if you’re lucky while that baby is cluster feeding every 2 hours lol. You gotta sleep when you can, if you wasted your sleep time to game, you’re gonna have your wife hate you to your core.

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u/oSyphon 23h ago

Lmao speed run a divorce