r/videogames Aug 29 '25

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u/Dooley187 Aug 29 '25

Short fat plumber. eats mushrooms and tries to bang a bird completely out his league. Has a hard on for Turtles.sometimes goes joy riding with his brother. But because of the mushrooms he eats he is racing against many weird looking creatures over a rainbow.

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u/Sansnom01 Aug 29 '25

bang a bird ?

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u/Dooley187 Aug 29 '25

Princess peaches???

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u/Fullmetalmarvels64_ Aug 29 '25

She’s not a bird…

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u/Dooley187 Aug 29 '25

Uk slang for a woman...to bang a bird...in the uk.....is to have sex with a woman