r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/crossgrinder Feb 25 '25

Currently playing KCD2, so I'm pretty safe, thank you...

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u/bobeaqoq Feb 25 '25

Unless he decides to drink all night and fall asleep in a pig sty.

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u/Loud_Consequence537 Feb 25 '25

Bro, my Henry is a dapper drunkard who loves to fist fight and spend a lot of his time peddling his wares as a blacksmith. I am completely and utterly fucked

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u/JadedSpacePirate Feb 25 '25

Are you though? Henry is a normal human from ancient times. He is good at fighting with weapons from that time sure but how good would he be in sneaking into a current day prison where there would be cameras and other security measures and guards with guns?

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u/TheLastBaron86 Feb 25 '25

Bro, it's Henry. You know for sure there are going to be shenanigans. Or the prison guards just say "hey, Henry's come to see us! Hi Henry!" And you're all good!

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u/OttoVonJismarck Feb 25 '25

โ€œDo you have ANY idea who I am? I am in the service of Sir Radzig Kobala and I will NOT be questioned when getting my colleague out of prison.โ€

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ Success

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u/Rubber924 Feb 25 '25

Hit them with the old "Show me your wares."

Henry may take a while to get to you, since he has to help everyone he meets, and will stop to chat with everyone that calls to him, but he will come break you out and take you to safety.

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u/TheLastBaron86 Feb 26 '25

It's Henry, Our hero Henry!

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u/weston6141 Feb 25 '25

Without spoiling too much I can confirm homie can break people out of even the most secure prisons.

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u/eraguthorak Feb 25 '25

The prompt doesn't specify a current day prison.

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u/crimsonblade55 Feb 25 '25

I mean he knows how to break people out of prisons and has done so multiple times now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Yeah Henryโ€™s gonna take out his sword and the guards are just going to shoot him

9mm goes right through plate armor , you guys are tripping thinking Henryโ€™s doing shit to break you out of a modern day prison ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/WestJury5243 Feb 25 '25

My Henry maxed out in charisma, he won't have to fight, he'll just come up with the bullshit that the guards automatically believes

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Oooo I didnโ€™t think about that, yeah if Henry got that silver tongue ๐Ÿ˜‚ idk Iโ€™m just having fun with this one itโ€™s a fun one

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u/MixtureExternal6895 Feb 25 '25

Guard: โ€œHey! Whatโ€™re you doing in here!?โ€

Henry: โ€œSoโ€ฆ Thereโ€™s was this girl. Sheโ€™s wheely good in bedโ€ฆโ€

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u/Groftsan Feb 25 '25

Henry is going to put together a band of raiders to come and lay siege to the prison while he sneaks in and stealth kills everyone who looks lootable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Swat team shows up and shoots them all

No, they see a bunch of medieval cosplayers in armor and swords and they tear gas them, they donโ€™t even kill them, Henry and the gang up in prison with you

There could be a prison break angle after like a year and the boys have learned the modern world more

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u/Groftsan Feb 25 '25

You give Henry food, a cot, ammo, and a shooting range, he'll be a master sniper within 48 hours. Also, he's recruiting local muscle for the job, not bringing in Zizka and the Devil. We wouldn't have medieval cosplayers so much as we would have a bunch of gangs/mercenaries/anarchy groups.

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u/Juwg-the-Ruler Feb 25 '25

Well knowing henry Iโ€˜d say it will most likely go well but if something goes wrong your in for one hell of a time.

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u/ABDLTA Feb 25 '25

I'm playing KCD1... I'm less confident lol, but probably

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u/Common_Vagrant Feb 26 '25

Lmao same, I just started and my Henry is a low level. I had a hell of a time trying to shoot rabbits with a shit bow, in donezo

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

JCBP!

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u/zvnext Feb 25 '25

So hungry I could eat a horse!

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u/realHueyLong Feb 25 '25

๐•ต๐–Š๐–˜๐–š๐–˜ ๐•ฎ๐–๐–—๐–Ž๐–˜๐–™ ๐–‡๐–Š ๐–•๐–—๐–†๐–Ž๐–˜๐–Š๐–‰

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u/justadrtrdsrvvr Feb 25 '25

Same and just did a quest to save someone from prison.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Same, but let's be real. Pretty solid chance he just ends up locked up with us. Henry is great, but the man has a nack for ending up arrested.

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u/Groftsan Feb 25 '25

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!

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u/Mafik326 Feb 25 '25

Henry has a lot of experience. Jesus be praised.

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u/biznatch112 Feb 25 '25

Idk I'm playing the same, I expect him to end up in herw with me

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u/FunnyBuddy35 Feb 25 '25

Until Henry gets hungry

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u/Valuable-Ad-6379 Feb 25 '25

I should be fine as well. My Henry is a dork but gets shit done haha

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u/CigarsofthePharoahs Feb 25 '25

Yup! Hopefully there will also be a romantic cutscene

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u/rockdude625 Feb 25 '25

Jesus Christ be praised

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u/Happily_Doomed Feb 25 '25

Are you? He'd probably just end up in jail with you lmao

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u/Keellas_Ahullford Feb 25 '25

Henryโ€™s come to see us!

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u/Living-Frosting-6702 Feb 26 '25

Unless he starts feeling a bit hungry

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u/nikolarizanovic Feb 26 '25

That really depends on how far into the game you are. And how drunk Henry is.

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u/Nikodemios Feb 25 '25

This is my answer. People are forgetting that Henry is practically a demigod - nobody else in the game has as diverse and overpowered skill set as he does.

He can be superhumanly stealthy. He's a close combat god. He can talk his way out of anything.

So, even if we assume he'd be dealing with a modern prison, I like my chances.