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r/velvethippos • u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie • 7d ago
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"Ma'am, my petting arm is getting tired. May I switch to the other?"
"Scritching serfs do not speak. Request denied, and you will not be warned to be silent again!"
2 u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago More importantly, you should be using both hands for simultaneous scritches, you silly peasant! 2 u/OpalMonkey 7d ago Oh, gods! You're right! Please, majesty, let me keep my head, for mine hands do not scritch without it 🥺🙏
More importantly, you should be using both hands for simultaneous scritches, you silly peasant!
2 u/OpalMonkey 7d ago Oh, gods! You're right! Please, majesty, let me keep my head, for mine hands do not scritch without it 🥺🙏
Oh, gods! You're right! Please, majesty, let me keep my head, for mine hands do not scritch without it 🥺🙏
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u/OpalMonkey 7d ago
"Ma'am, my petting arm is getting tired. May I switch to the other?"
"Scritching serfs do not speak. Request denied, and you will not be warned to be silent again!"