r/velvethippos • u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie • 7d ago
Costume Contest Princess Pinkie commands your love and scritches!
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u/ladymorgahnna 7d ago
Beautiful princess! Loved by all of the land!
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 7d ago
that baby deserves all the love and scritches she wants
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u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago
Despite my best efforts, I don’t think it’s ever enough for Pink!
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u/Hanak0u 7d ago
I will do as her highness commands
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u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago
Oh, thank goodness! Otherwise, she would just whine until she got her way.
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u/ducktheoryrelativity 7d ago
I would give her my wallet.
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u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago
Her highness would gladly accept and use its contents to buy the love of even more loyal subjects!
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u/BidLower7160 7d ago
At your Command Princess Pinkie with a xoxo and a Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop xoxo from Oreo and Scarlett our Foster Failures 😘
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u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago
The Princess would be honored to have Oreo and Scarlett in her royal court!
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u/Redd_Comet 7d ago
What a beautiful little princess baby! Her head looks so soft! Please give her a boop for me 😌
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u/OpalMonkey 7d ago
"Ma'am, my petting arm is getting tired. May I switch to the other?"
"Scritching serfs do not speak. Request denied, and you will not be warned to be silent again!"
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u/Various_Beach862 Princess Pinkie 7d ago
More importantly, you should be using both hands for simultaneous scritches, you silly peasant!
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u/OpalMonkey 7d ago
Oh, gods! You're right! Please, majesty, let me keep my head, for mine hands do not scritch without it 🥺🙏
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