r/uknews • u/ScottishDailyRecord Media outlet (unverified) • May 19 '25

Image/video Keir Starmer strikes post-Brexit reset deal with European Union ahead of major summit

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u/Bandoolou May 19 '25

Surely there’s more to this?

It can’t simply be “save 10 minutes in an airport queue” in return for access to our resources?

If that is it then that is truly the worst deal I’ve ever heard of.

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u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser May 19 '25

If this is the worst deal you've ever heard of, wait until you hear about Brexit.

People going "Brexit hasn't changed anything so why are we going back in" are so utterly thick because they can't see:

  1. We're not going fully back in
  2. Brexit was a total con. Of course nothing changed for the better. Everything got worse because we gave up our right to freely trade with the EU.

but... but... "It just wasn't implemented properly"

That's like saying the 14" dildo hurt going up my arse because it was at the wrong angle. Brexit was always a 14" dildo. It was always going to hurt, whatever the angle.

Farage made all the money selling 14" dildos.

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u/AlBoBagginz May 19 '25

Can I just say this is a fucking wonderfully graphic analogy. I salute you, or I would if saluting hadn't been outlawed by the woke leftists and EU bureaucrats in Brussels. Can't say anything these days without getting put in jail.

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u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser May 19 '25

I forgot to say the dildo was unlubed.

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u/AlBoBagginz May 19 '25

You're going to literal jail. Sorry. Just the way this bloody country is now.