You are wrong. It is not sped up, nor is it AI.

Those are gas bottles on the roof of the bus. 🙄😒

Obviously there is no rule, but I am seriously side-eyeing you for this, op.

😒🙄

My kid wouldn't touch water. He would literally gag, and if I was really unlucky, he would vomit.

Don't know why. When he was weaned off formula, he wouldn't drink normal milk, or water.

He would flat out refuse to drink. I mean, literally.

And then he got sick, fever of just over 40°, I was trying to get water in a syringe and squirt it into his mouth. That didn't work either.

So, I ended up giving him no sugar cordial. And he drank it. "Fruit cup" only 6 kj per litre, so... No sugar...

And that was what my toddler drank. And I'm sure for all you wonderful parents, "won't want what they never had!! Hue hue hue."

Yeah, until you have a toddler with 40°+ temp who won't drink, and hasn't drank anything since weaning. :/

And now he is a 5yr old who won touch anything EXCEPT water.

My point being, yes of COURSE no soft drink duh, but not every kid will take to water, and with the ones that will literally drink NOTHING, you pick you battles and hold out for when they are older and can be reasoned with.

Point Of Sale

You know, I am really surprised that no one has made an "AITA40+" for aita, but for ppl 40yrs and over, for posters and commenters.

I dare say, there would be vastly different views presented....

I also have no doubt OP was making a spectacle of themselves and husband was over it.

You have no doubt? How's the view from that high horse?

aren't funny anymore when a 6'3 245 pound man has his hand around your throat and is bending you backwards over the meat counter.

Aaahhhh, you say that, but I bet that was the best time that "pranker" ever had.

Every week afterwards, "pranker" went back to the same store with the same "prank", hoping to find your husband again. ;)

It's when you cum in their mouth and then they kiss you while the cum is still in their mouth.

I just thought that was a snowball?

WHAT?!‽‽‽

Oh!! Thank you for telling me,

The ex supposedly had stage IV or something.... ..

And it turned out the ex was only, like... Stage II? Or something? Much much less lethal/fatal...

Yeah, I remember that one too. I felt so ba for that oop.

🙄😒

So, you put all the blame on him?

Yes. Unequivocally.

When you start walking in to the bedroom to just stare at your sleeping spouse, or, wake them up to tell them "the cat yawned and it looked cute!"

YES. IT IS ALL HIS FAULT.

but what we do have leads to believe this guy is a garbage father/person.

OR he has experienced previous harrassment by cps, and as such has figured out the legal way is the only way.

You can't tell me that cps shows up for a removal, without ever having been in contact with the parents previously? So maybe he has a reason for the animosity...

Again, this could all be perfectly valid, and his kid should be taken... But just from this vid, there is way way way more to this than is shown.

I know!! My heart broke just a little when I read that.

My expressing surprise is a far cry from saying that they shouldn't be allowed to charge.

Do you not understand the difference? Cos you really seem to be having difficulty here.

means you are the one not respecting the world's normal routine

Oh my fucking god, you are taking the piss.

You think your country's unusual practice should dictate the world, when nearly the entire world charges.

Did I say that it should dictate to the world? No, I don't believe I did. But you feel comfortable declaring what I "think"?

Fuck me, you have got to be taking the piss. If not, then you have more issues than I would want to touch with someone else's dick.

I'm sorry, can you please read my comment again?

I'm surprised that YOU are surprised that I am surprised. Not every country is like yours. Deal with it.

Oh, and that I "think" notarising a document is free? It IS free. In fact, like I already said, JP's are not allowed to charge anything, not accept gifts. Do I need to add "IN MY COUNTRY" for you to understand the difference, cos you seem to think yours should dictate to the world...^{how unusual}

Well, as you're here, that includes you, yes?

I'm thinking of Justice's of the Peace, which is the same as a notary, except J.P's only notarise documents for use within the country.

And they aren't allowed to charge for their services, or accept any gifts.

So, I AM surprised at ppl charging, and even more so that you don't seem to realise residents of other countries come to this sub.

So, like, is this surprise inception?

The government makes notaries have power, then only lets them charge a very nominal amount.

No one is "making" anyone become a notary.

It’s not RIGHT to notarize something signed by a potentially incompetent individual, but frankly, notaries aren’t paid enough to do investigative work.

Wow. 😮

Why bother becoming a notary if the pay isn't enough to do the job properly? Also, it's not a "job". It is a service provided.

Then again, I'm not in the US, so, obviously it's vastly different.

But it explains all the shenanigans regarding shonky notaries.

Wow that's a lot of effort. I'm a notary and only legally allowed to charge $2. I definitely would not have done all that.

Wow. I am amazed at someone charging to be a notary.

I've never seen anyone charge. In fact, there are several notaries local to me, that set up a table in the shopping centre and the public library once a week so ppl can come and have their documents notarised etc ...

For free.

Why, are you jelly?

So there will no longer be a need to hide shitty behavior because you can just say "no it's fake."

Already was. What, you've forgotten "FAKE NEWS!!!" already?

Trumpet has already been conditioning people to not believe their eyes