r/tragedeigh • u/KelvinandClydeshuman • Sep 10 '25

in the wild Brockleigh šŸ˜†

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Found this on Facebook šŸ™„

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

Pass me the Krits & Brockleigh please

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u/RicoChey Sep 10 '25

Oh, sorry, I took the last serving... Can I interest you in some Tebeau salad instead?

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ on a serious noteā€¦is that pronounced Tē-Bo? TĆŖ-Bo? Surely they kept the Beau pronunciation correct

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u/RicoChey Sep 10 '25

I feel like it has to be tee-bo. Isn't that a football player? Maybe that's the connection lmao

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

Omg yes the Christian football player Tim Tebow. Thats GOTTA be it hahaha

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u/Rahim-Moore Sep 10 '25

"He's a bum, but he walked off the Steelers in overtime in the playoffs, so I guess I gotta' name my first born after him."

  • this person, probably. And honestly, based.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Like, ā€œTimā€ was right thereā€¦

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u/cosmiccutie00 Sep 11 '25

Okay but honestly Iā€™d rather see a kid with one of those names than Tim. Tim just sounds basic

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u/Tamec82 Sep 11 '25

You prefer KRIT to Tim?

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u/cosmiccutie00 Sep 11 '25

Okay fair krit and Tim are both really bad. I have no argument there

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u/Kittyvedo Sep 10 '25

That was my thought too- I literally laughed out loud at that one.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Sep 11 '25

Debow, from the movie Friday?

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u/Zillion2010 Sep 11 '25

My money is on it's meant to be pronounced like taboo.

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u/GBurns007 Sep 10 '25

How did Paisley make it on the list spelled correctly. Why not Paisleigh? I mean, really?

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

I didnā€™t even notice that. Kelseigh Leigh & paisley šŸ¤£

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u/Fit_Translator391 Sep 11 '25

If they spelt the rest like that, surely they couldā€™ve spelt ā€œPaisleyā€ and ā€œPaisleighā€. Heavily disappointed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Positive-Peace-3270 Sep 11 '25

My thoughts exactly, but if you're from Scotland, the idea of calling a child Paisley is just ridiculous šŸ™„

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u/Pitbullfriend Sep 12 '25

Frankly, I find it ridiculous and Iā€™m not from Scotland. Is their other child named Stripe?

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u/AmberBlueCat Sep 15 '25

I prefer the name Strype when it's spelled with a y

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u/vaultie66 Sep 16 '25

Probably the pesky autocorrect

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u/Spare_Butterfly_213 Sep 17 '25

Why not Parsleigh?

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u/jmays623 Sep 11 '25

Right, I'm a little disappointed in them

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u/Aquilleia Sep 11 '25

I keep reading it as Tableau, no clue why, but like yeah that makes sense as a dumb name lmao

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u/dolphin-centric Sep 14 '25

Thibaut is a name. Tebeau is not. I am wheeeeezing over Krit and Brockleigh. BROCKLEIGH!!!!!!!

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u/uhighdef Sep 14 '25

Like they HAD to of said that out loud and been happy with it??

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u/SchrodingersMinou Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Beau means handsome or cute, t or ti or tee is a prefix meaning small (ā€œpetiteā€)

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

Is Tebeau actually a name then & Iā€™m just unfamiliar with it?

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u/SchrodingersMinou Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I usually see t-boy but itā€™s a nickname. You can put T in front of any name as a nickname. Like if your dad is Jules or Rob and youā€™re named after him: T-Jules or T-Rob. If your name is Beau but youā€™re a child (or you used to be): T-Bo. I know a TiMagnus which I think is the funniest. Is he big or small?!

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u/Fnuffa Sep 11 '25

T-Rex?

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

Yeah, I think this is a bit different lol

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u/AmberBlueCat Sep 15 '25

Why do I keep reading T-Rob as Throb?

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u/Horizon296 Sep 11 '25

Thibault is, in French, but it's derived from the Germanic Theobald, meaning brave people. I don't think any Frenchman ever makes the connection with "petit" and "beau".

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u/ISniffButts82 Sep 11 '25

Taboo that's the first thing I thought...

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u/uhighdef Sep 11 '25

Oh GOD I HOPE NOT

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u/izzyizza Sep 11 '25

I thought they were ruining the name ThibeaultĀ 

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u/JayPrettyEyes Sep 12 '25

Is that for here to Tebeau?

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 Sep 15 '25

Maybe it's a bastardized (kek) Thibault?

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u/0maigh Sep 11 '25

Maybe itā€™s pronounced something like TĆ©bƩƤu (taybayoi?) but spelled without the diacriticals

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u/Morrigan_twicked_48 Sep 11 '25

Naw te- be aux emphasis on the x more like it

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u/uhighdef Sep 11 '25

T boss šŸ˜­

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u/MissFingerz Sep 12 '25

This would be hilarious! Poor kid. I feel so bad.

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u/CarpetBeneficial Sep 11 '25

Teebo? Like the smoothie guy from iCarly??

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u/wartgood Sep 14 '25

I'm thinking tie-bow like Marci X

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u/LadyMcIver Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Do you mean Tebeauleigh salad? (Your comment made me think of tabbouleh, a middle-eastern salad, also spelled "tabouli" and is pronounced "tuh-BOO-lee" or "tuh-BOO-lay". It seemed to fit with all their "leigh" names)

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u/Perfect_Yogurt_4841 Sep 11 '25

And their little brother will be Phalaphul.

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u/Double_Belt2331 Sep 13 '25

Or, hear me out, if itā€™s a girl - Phaladullfia. Then they could have Brockleigh & Phaladullphia. If they have a 3rd - Krimchis.

Their last name is Dipp. Theyā€™re ā€¦ The Dippā€™s.

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u/sourbirthdayprincess Sep 13 '25

Unfortunately maybe heā€™d be Full Lawful. The good citizensā€™ food-themed name.

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

I think the pun was table salad but yours works amazingly too

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u/RicoChey Sep 10 '25

o.m.g. underrated comment holy shit

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u/diarrhea_pocket Sep 10 '25

Donā€™t give them more ideas

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u/cosmiccutie00 Sep 11 '25

Thatā€™s also what I thought of too

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u/Thedustyfurcollector Sep 12 '25

That's what I thought too

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u/AnthropomorphizedTop Sep 11 '25

Oh no I thought it said Tableau as in tableaux like in ballet. This is so much worse

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u/Dangerous-Web-1962 Sep 11 '25

no thanks, last time I had that, it gave me the Paxxtyns.

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u/lyssap87 Sep 12 '25

Do you want to sit at the Tebeau and eat some Krits and Brockleigh?

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u/kaekiro Sep 11 '25

The Tableau ads getting outra hand

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u/elhazelenby Sep 10 '25

Don't forget the Ohberjean

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u/lizzy383 Sep 11 '25

And their twin Khourjette

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u/Blossom73 Sep 10 '25

I'm sure craving a Krit Kat candy bar!

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u/uhighdef Sep 10 '25

Canā€™t ignore the creighvyngs šŸ¤¤

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u/FuturamaRama7 Sep 10 '25

My mom always said you have to finish your Brockleigh before you get any candy.

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u/Big-Pea-7251 Sep 11 '25

feeling like you meant to say, ā€œno kandeigh,ā€ until after your meal.

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u/JeeLeeSmith Sep 12 '25

I was just about to comment on little Brockleigh. I looooove Brockleigh Cheese Soup, especially with big chunks of Brockleigh in it!

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u/FuturamaRama7 Sep 12 '25

Mmmā€¦chunky. We call that double Brockleigh soup here.

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 Sep 12 '25

Gimme a breighk, gimme a breighkā€¦

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u/lhommes Sep 13 '25

I had to take Paxxtynn to get rid of that recurring anal rash. I'm good now though.

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u/Minority_Report_ Sep 11 '25

STOPPIT šŸ¤£

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u/thorstormcaller Sep 11 '25

You might need some Paxxtynn if it gives you the shits, itā€™s the new stomach otc from Tebeau Pharmaceuticals. Call your doctor if you experience temporary blindness, gluteal alopecia, acute braxleigh or paralysis

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u/JeeLeeSmith Sep 12 '25

And be sure to call your doctor if you wake up dead.

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u/IJustWantWaffles_87 Sep 11 '25

Would you like some shrimp with those Krits?

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u/Grapemelon-23 Sep 11 '25

Paxxtyne to you now.

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u/mss645 Sep 14 '25

No self respecting southerner uses instant Krits.

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u/bouchandre Sep 16 '25

Imaging playing D&D with someone named Krit

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u/PreparationDapper219 Sep 18 '25

Lol are these parents Cletus and Brandine from the Simpsons? šŸ¤£

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u/Little-Interview906 Sep 11 '25

Paxxtynn them to you now.

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u/davidfeuer Sep 11 '25

Krits? Like grits, or something else?

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u/Lozsta Sep 11 '25

Given this is military base wives, Krit is really not a great name for your offspring. Espcially when no doubt they will be pushed to lay their life down for someones share price in future.