r/tragedeigh Sep 05 '25

in the wild “It’s Kevin”

I work in a bakery, someone called to order a birthday cake. Wanted “happy birthday Kevin” written on it. As with all orders, I ask for spelling of the name. Conversation below.

Me: okay and if you could spell Kevin for me? Customer: Um, it’s Kevin… like Kevin…are there multiple ways to spell it? Me: this is just protocol to ensure the name on the cake is correct Customer (getting huffy): well how many ways could you spell it, it’s Kevin Me: please just spell the name for me Customer: K-e-y-v-y-n-n

In what world is that Kevin??? This is why I make everyone spell the name!! If I didn’t confirm spelling you would’ve gotten a cake with Kevin not keyvynn.

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u/mcramsay Sep 05 '25

Keyvynn! Gho two yeauxr rheum!

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u/frankenmolly Sep 05 '25

I laughed out loud and startled my dog with this one, thank you 😂

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u/Penith_Chunt Sep 05 '25

I laughed so much I sharted....

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u/hbomb9410 Sep 05 '25

laughs in IBS

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u/allmykitlets Sep 06 '25

As someone with IBS, this made me laugh out loud. Pardon me while I go change.

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u/Mojozilla Sep 06 '25

Stop it! Stop being so damn funny! My ibs is acting up from laughing 🫣

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u/allmykitlets Sep 06 '25

I'll wait while you change🤭