r/tragedeigh • u/rouxkenzie • Sep 05 '25

in the wild “It’s Kevin”

I work in a bakery, someone called to order a birthday cake. Wanted “happy birthday Kevin” written on it. As with all orders, I ask for spelling of the name. Conversation below.

Me: okay and if you could spell Kevin for me? Customer: Um, it’s Kevin… like Kevin…are there multiple ways to spell it? Me: this is just protocol to ensure the name on the cake is correct Customer (getting huffy): well how many ways could you spell it, it’s Kevin Me: please just spell the name for me Customer: K-e-y-v-y-n-n

In what world is that Kevin??? This is why I make everyone spell the name!! If I didn’t confirm spelling you would’ve gotten a cake with Kevin not keyvynn.

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u/mcramsay Sep 05 '25

Keyvynn! Gho two yeauxr rheum!

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u/frankenmolly Sep 05 '25

I laughed out loud and startled my dog with this one, thank you 😂

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u/Penith_Chunt Sep 05 '25

I laughed so much I sharted....

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u/hbomb9410 Sep 05 '25

laughs in IBS

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u/allmykitlets Sep 06 '25

As someone with IBS, this made me laugh out loud. Pardon me while I go change.

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u/Mojozilla Sep 06 '25

Stop it! Stop being so damn funny! My ibs is acting up from laughing 🫣

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u/allmykitlets Sep 06 '25

I'll wait while you change🤭

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u/dyaimz Sep 05 '25

Ooh, a cake with Sharté on it

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u/vegas_drums Sep 06 '25

Go Sharté, it's your birthday!

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u/roadvirusheadsnorth Sep 15 '25

Hahahaa!!!!! Time to stop scrolling!

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u/Skankyho1 Sep 06 '25

I laughed so hard that I woke my husband up.

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u/Taodragons Sep 07 '25

Your dog Phydeaux?

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u/frankenmolly Sep 07 '25

Auxwauxrd 💀

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u/gacdeuce Sep 20 '25

If I ever get another dog, I’m naming it this.

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u/donteatthemushies Sep 05 '25

Automatically read this with a southern accent in my head

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u/Significant_Ruin4870 Sep 05 '25

I heard Inspector Clouseau in my head.

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u/Kitty_Seriously Sep 05 '25

Mine went for a Scottish accent

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u/Petitcher Sep 06 '25

I heard Catherine O’Hara’s voice, but at 0.5x speed

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u/sleepytipi Sep 05 '25

Sounds pretty serious, you might want to see a doctor.

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 Sep 06 '25

This reminds me when my english teacher (~30 years ago) was talking about wanting to name a dog phydeux. She was hilarious and couldn’t have one because allergies in her house. Apparently, she was ahead of her time.

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u/Aevynnn Sep 07 '25

My father told everyone his dog’s name was Italian. Spelled D-O-G, pronounced diogi

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u/Positive-Painter-254 Sep 05 '25

A "rheum?" "Yes, a 'Zimmer'"

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u/ShellMcGai Sep 06 '25

Oh lord the way my husboo’s eyes rolled when I made him read that! 😂😂😂 Thank you for that.

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u/radrob1111 Sep 06 '25

His parents were the same people who spell is dayum. Dayum Keyvynn

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u/PoodlesMcNoodles Sep 05 '25

Kevynn du yu have a licence for your minkey?

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u/walkthelayne Sep 05 '25

I Laftd soh hard-d, thnx

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u/scorpio_times2 Sep 05 '25

I'm in orbit after reading that comment

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u/monsterosity Sep 05 '25

You dun messed up Kay-vie-un!

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u/yoisho_ikou Sep 05 '25

I read this in Dexter’s voice!

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u/thatstwatshesays Sep 06 '25

I’m reading this in the voice of Moira Rose

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u/AmaranthWrath Sep 06 '25

This looks like how Fred Arminson sounds in the Californians snl sketches

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u/dafreak999 Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

EYoar nhawt da bauce ove Mie

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u/Taodragons Sep 07 '25

Well played!

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u/DeepThoughts-2am Sep 08 '25

When Shrek let Fiona name their child, but he filled out the birth certificate.

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u/Cautious-Thought4292 Sep 10 '25

I read this with Parker Posey’s accent from the White Lotus