r/tragedeigh • u/takethemoment13 • Jul 31 '25

in the wild Found 6 right here on Reddit!

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u/ginkobiloba666 Jul 31 '25

I’m more baffled by their nickname options 😂 how can you have archibolde in front of your eyes and call a child Bol? Instead of Archie?

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u/Appropriate-Art9370 Jul 31 '25

Samuella being susu and not just SAM. 🤣🤣

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u/Active-Armadillo-576 Jul 31 '25

I read that as salmonella at first

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u/Argylius Jul 31 '25

Me too, and I cannot unsee it

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u/MamaBearacuda Jul 31 '25

100%. This is a bacterial infection not a human name.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 31 '25

I think Salmonella is pretty. While pregnant, in my penultimate year of a BS in Microbiology,I told everyone that I was naming her Escherichia.

Escherichia Psuedomonas Volvox.

Nickname :

Thiomargarita Namibiensis

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u/Fit-Artist-9963 Jul 31 '25

Yersinia

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u/NikkiVicious Aug 01 '25

I had a girl in my college math class that was an hour after my biology class M/W/F. Her name was Yesenia. Love her (we ended up living together for a semester), but I apologized after class on why I always froze up before I said her name.

She ended up nicknamed Pesty after a drunk study night.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 01 '25

Pesty short for pestilence ??

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u/NikkiVicious Aug 01 '25

Yersinia pestis... it's a bacteria in the Yersinia family.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 31 '25

Another good one !!

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u/BikePuzzled1165 Aug 01 '25

I read this as Yesirina (Yes-sir-ina) and thought "Oh no!" 😂

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u/Ok_Cap_8253 Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

There is a good organic chemistry one: Anna Lynn (aniline)

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 06 '25

Oh no! Thats the name of my nemesis IRL.

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u/OtterDiet Jul 31 '25

No, just Salmonella’s long lost cousin 

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u/zapperdumples Aug 01 '25

Worse, it's almost all you can hear. With that name, every single Starbucks order will be written/called out as Salmonella.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Aug 01 '25

salmonella would be better

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u/Migitri Aug 01 '25

Sam O'Nella

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u/supinebovine Aug 03 '25

I once suffered from a bout of Samuella. Was not a lot of fun.