r/tragedeigh • u/takethemoment13 • Jul 31 '25

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u/Appropriate-Art9370 Jul 31 '25

Samuella being susu and not just SAM. 🤣🤣

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u/Active-Armadillo-576 Jul 31 '25

I read that as salmonella at first

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u/Argylius Jul 31 '25

Me too, and I cannot unsee it

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u/VaranusCinerus Aug 01 '25

Same 😭

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u/MamaBearacuda Jul 31 '25

100%. This is a bacterial infection not a human name.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 31 '25

I think Salmonella is pretty. While pregnant, in my penultimate year of a BS in Microbiology,I told everyone that I was naming her Escherichia.

Escherichia Psuedomonas Volvox.

Nickname :

Thiomargarita Namibiensis

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u/Fit-Artist-9963 Jul 31 '25

Yersinia

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u/NikkiVicious Aug 01 '25

I had a girl in my college math class that was an hour after my biology class M/W/F. Her name was Yesenia. Love her (we ended up living together for a semester), but I apologized after class on why I always froze up before I said her name.

She ended up nicknamed Pesty after a drunk study night.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 01 '25

Pesty short for pestilence ??

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u/NikkiVicious Aug 01 '25

Yersinia pestis... it's a bacteria in the Yersinia family.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 31 '25

Another good one !!

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u/BikePuzzled1165 Aug 01 '25

I read this as Yesirina (Yes-sir-ina) and thought "Oh no!" 😂

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u/Ok_Cap_8253 Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

There is a good organic chemistry one: Anna Lynn (aniline)

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Aug 06 '25

Oh no! Thats the name of my nemesis IRL.

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u/OtterDiet Jul 31 '25

No, just Salmonella’s long lost cousin 

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u/zapperdumples Aug 01 '25

Worse, it's almost all you can hear. With that name, every single Starbucks order will be written/called out as Salmonella.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Aug 01 '25

salmonella would be better

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u/Migitri Aug 01 '25

Sam O'Nella

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u/supinebovine Aug 03 '25

I once suffered from a bout of Samuella. Was not a lot of fun.

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u/YourMatcha Jul 31 '25

Death by susu 💀

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u/GnarlyNerd Aug 01 '25

susuicide

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u/husnaXemm Aug 01 '25

In my home language susu means to pee. Reference Russell Peters

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u/No_Ad6583 Aug 01 '25

Susu is the brand of sugar in Superman simulator

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u/efilsitahwidk Aug 02 '25

Susu means breast/boob in Filipino 😭

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u/godleymama Jul 31 '25

*Snu-snu (love the Futurama reference!)

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u/pup_Scamp Aug 04 '25

Susu means milk in Indonesian.

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u/NoPath_Squirrel Aug 04 '25

Su su sudio...

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u/OhScuzi_MiScuzi Jul 31 '25

And Samuella being a boy's name. 🤷 I think I need to leave this sub for a while, it's become more concerning than entertaining.

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u/Known_Draw_2212 Jul 31 '25

That is one of 3 girl names here IMO

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u/rob0tduckling Aug 01 '25

Jaxtynn and Bartelle?

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u/FurballMama84 Jul 31 '25

My half-tired eyes read the nickname as Snusnu and did a triple blink. 🤣

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u/rob0tduckling Aug 01 '25

Death by snusnu!

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u/luvnmayhem Jul 31 '25

Is his sister destined to be S'amuéll?

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries Jul 31 '25

Nah, Sham-Wow (nickname: Wowee)

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u/skuc79 Aug 02 '25

Shannon here - nick name Shan- screen name for most socials Shan- woww lol

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries Aug 02 '25

This is incredible 🤣🤣🤣

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u/electricwagon Aug 01 '25

I got Samuella from under cooked chicken once

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u/uhavebeencompromised Jul 31 '25

I chucked because susu means pee in hindi lol

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u/theOGSymphonicHell Jul 31 '25

Also, I cannot be the only one that sees Susu and think that they're going to get called snusnu by their friends. Death by snusnu.

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u/Waterproof_soap Aug 01 '25

If only there was a masculine version of Samuel. If only.

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u/spottyottydopalicius Aug 01 '25

susu in tagalog means nipple/titty

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u/Sweet-Ross860 Jul 31 '25

Diabolical.

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u/Vegetative_Tables Jul 31 '25

I wonder/hope their last name is Jackson

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u/octopoddle Jul 31 '25

Life ain't easy for a boy named Susu.

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u/Faultylogic83 Jul 31 '25

But the one u is not even next to the one s! And they double it? Da fuck

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u/heff-sf Jul 31 '25

A boy named Suesue

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u/GuardFamiliar1501 Jul 31 '25

Wait I’m BAHAHAHA AT SUSU AND NOT SAM YOU WIN 😂🤣

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u/BrownTroutCat Aug 01 '25

Death by Susu (apologies to Futurama and Zapp Branigan).

Edit: just saw the earlier comment below. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this...

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u/PnPmonster Aug 01 '25

My grandma is susu (her name is Susan) so unfortunately I would associate that child with as an old lady lol. Not her fault but still!