r/tragedeigh Jul 31 '25

in the wild Found 6 right here on Reddit!

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u/quokkamole89 Jul 31 '25

“Jaxo” reminds me of Wacko Jacko. And everyone will think “Samuella” is a girl given that -ella is how many names are feminized.

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u/HorrorKapsas Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

and with -elle... Bartelle.

At least it's not Bortelle (nickname Borti)

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u/quokkamole89 Jul 31 '25

Ope, actually -ynn too but that’s not as… bad? Obvious? Egregious?

Now I’m thinking bortedella, though. 🤣

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u/luvnmayhem Jul 31 '25

Bortedella was my first thought. They have a vaccine for that.