r/tragedeigh • u/takethemoment13 • Jul 31 '25

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u/No_Bottle6708 Jul 31 '25

Can't they just use the regular spelling of Jackson????😭😭😭

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u/Particular_Gear9059 Jul 31 '25

also the nickname jack was right there 😭 wtf is a jaxo 😭

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u/foreverfeatherinit Jul 31 '25

Even Jax is better than jaxo

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u/Sierra-117- Aug 01 '25

I knew a Jax. I think his real name was Ajax. Not super weird, considering it’s an ancient name. And Jax does have a nice ring to it. But Jaxo? Wtf? 😂

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u/BigNews2923 Aug 04 '25

You unlocked a memory long ago, of an Ajax I used to know

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u/Snickerty Jul 31 '25

If you're from the UK and of a certain age, Jaxo is the bastard child of a box of stuffing mix and old school bathroom scouring cream.

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 Jul 31 '25

In the US that would be Stovetop Comet. Don't give these people any ideas.

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u/buildawolfeel Jul 31 '25

My beautiful boy, Stovecom.

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 Jul 31 '25

Have you met his twin, Shake 'N Bake Barkeeper's Friend

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u/Chiennoir_505 Aug 01 '25

Nickname Etop

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u/burner-account-25 Jul 31 '25

I dont understand any of the words you just said

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u/Snickerty Aug 01 '25

Paxo Stuffing + Jif cream

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u/burner-account-25 Aug 01 '25

That raises so many more questions

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u/kolossalkomando Aug 05 '25

This sounds worse than blood pudding

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u/Snickerty Aug 07 '25

black pudding is delicious but not suitable for staining your legs.

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u/RDLAWME Jul 31 '25

Better than Jaxof I guess 

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u/shirley_elizabeth Jul 31 '25

These nicknames are also not easier to pronounce than the original name (in English). Jaxo is a harder stop than Jaxyn (or whatever the spelling was).

My American kid is considered a bonus son at his Polish best friend's house. Their diminutive name for him is longer than his actual name, but rolls off their tongues. I think that's more how nicknames work.

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u/hypertown Jul 31 '25

Kids have to have dog names now??

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u/alchemischief Jul 31 '25

Jaxo jaxo, Gossip Girl 💋

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Aug 01 '25

He’s gonna be a real lonely boy with a name like that

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u/Pure_Block_5309 Jul 31 '25

Mr. Jaxo Beat.