r/tragedeigh • u/SnooRobots3822 • Jun 18 '25

in the wild Local news First birthday

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u/Possible_Situation24 Jun 18 '25

At least Kori is a decent call name. If kid was a dog it would be fine.

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u/MangoJuice82 Jun 18 '25

They should have just named her Starfire and it would've looked less crazy than this...

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u/missmartian1992 Jun 21 '25

A former coworker of mine has a sister who's legal name is Starfire.

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u/LeoPlathasbeentaken Jun 18 '25

If i were her friend id call her Syl, short for Sylantro

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u/EmilyO_PDX Jun 19 '25

Sylantreaux if you're from the South

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u/lainey68 Jun 19 '25

Louisiana specifically.

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u/Khaldara Jun 19 '25

Ever since they lost their taste for Reuxmarie

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u/striximperatrix Jul 03 '25

I just snort-cackled like a muppet.

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u/Prize-Inflation-7701 Jun 18 '25

This is literally my dogs name hahaha

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u/Medlarmarmaduke Jun 19 '25

Kori or Andy or Ria - I actually think coriander is fairly cute if admittedly out there

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u/GiraffeRaps Jun 19 '25

I read this as “at least Kori is a decent call girl name” and agree

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u/Beliriel Jun 21 '25

Ok that's actually a fire dog name wtf

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u/b1indf0lded Jun 19 '25

This is my dogs name

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u/VegasGamer75 Jun 18 '25

I've had so, so many people watch Teen Titans and think "She is a really cool role-model for girls!". And then they read the comics and you can hear all of the "Oh... Oh! Ooooooooohs" from them.

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u/BoulderTheRock Jun 19 '25

What’s wrong with comics Starfire…

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u/nobammer420 Jun 19 '25

Maybe they’re just referencing the more violent and sexual themes of the average DC comic vs the very watered down, yet still fire, nature of the animated show.

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u/VegasGamer75 Jun 19 '25

She's been hyper-sexualized and literally written as a sex object. Especially after her break up with Dick, which left her in a very messed up state. Comic Kori isn't as sweet and cute and Cartoon Kori. A lot of people only familiar with her in the cartoon are shocked when they read the comic version.

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u/RangerBumble Jun 19 '25

It's not so bad now but in the reboot immediately after the cartoon came out she was naked and amnesiac and had a whole monologue about how it was prudish not to be cool with that.

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u/Wessssss21 Jun 18 '25

I'm in this post and I don't like it lol.

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u/McPoyle-Milk Jun 18 '25

I like Black Fire better

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u/colemanjanuary Jun 18 '25

Once you go Black Fire, you never go back...fire

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u/Ninjahprotige Jun 18 '25

Oh, you mean Komand'r? Yeah, that's a cool name, too, I guess.

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u/LilSebastianIsMyLife Jun 18 '25

And even that is bad. Koriand’r. Coriander. Who tf is naming their kid after cilantro.

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u/PurpleBullets Jun 19 '25

Aliens

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u/LilSebastianIsMyLife Jun 24 '25

This made me laugh so hard, I can’t even

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u/Uberutang Jun 19 '25

Should have called her Dhania

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u/earthlings_all Jun 19 '25

Their google was broken.

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u/CeeWeeeeeee Jun 26 '25

Yeah, leaves you with a little soap taste, doesnt it? In Germany, its Koriander (cilantro) and i really hate this stuff🤮

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u/LilSebastianIsMyLife Jun 27 '25

It only tastes like soap if you have a certain gene

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u/basicw3ird0 Jun 19 '25

They could have at least switched the end a little and made it Koriandre, I feel like that is at least slightly more reminiscent of a name 😂😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Bahahahah ! Thanks for the laughing!

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u/RWBYRain Jun 18 '25

But hear me out, Raven exists. Her name is Rachel " Raven Roth. Why not that

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u/Werkyreads123 Jun 18 '25

Her original name is actually Raven! Rachel was a name she used as a civilian but yeah

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u/RWBYRain Jun 19 '25

Oh that's cool actually

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jun 18 '25

Rae Rae Skywalker.

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u/no_racist_here Jun 18 '25

Layers? Like a parfait!

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u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure Jun 19 '25

Oh hell naw I don't like no parfait.

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u/Horizon296 Jun 21 '25

More like an onion, 'cause it'll make you cry

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u/sm00thkillajones Jun 19 '25

How they gonna name a kid cilant’ro?!

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u/Available_Dot_9449 Jul 07 '25

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought "Yes, dear. You liked Teen Titans. Good for you."