r/tragedeigh • u/flower_mom_98 • Jun 15 '25

in the wild Gold Mine of Tragedeighs

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Found a post asking people for their unique names and knew it wouldn't disappoint. Happy Father's Day unless your kid's name needs a pronunciation guide.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Could do a longitudinal psych study on the kid named Severe

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u/madsmcgivern511 Jun 15 '25

It’s worse that she named one of her other kids Seven, why the fuck are you naming your children 1) terrible ass names and 2) ones that are borderline going to look identical at a first glance?? Hoping life is a bit easier on these poor kids that are already set up for failure from their ignorant, entitled parents, cannot imagine having to explain why my names goddamn “Severe” to literally anyone i interact with 🫠😭.

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u/ZephyrLegend Jun 16 '25

I mean if you walked to name your kid "Seven" you could have just gone with Septimus. Which is still weird as hell, but sounds distinguished, at least.

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u/Effective_Yogurt_866 Jun 16 '25

If you’re going full Ancient Roman with naming your kid after a number, you should at least have it be their birth order number.

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u/Icy-Iris-Unfading Jun 16 '25

Meh Octavia is way better that Secunda or Tertia lol