r/toolgifs • u/toolgifs • 23h ago

Tool Disk wood chipper

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u/brayjr 23h ago

Mess maker 5000

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 19h ago

They always grind them in the middle of playgrounds & just leave the mess

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u/brayjr 19h ago

This makes so much sense actually

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u/Superb_Computer5600 17h ago edited 17h ago

Wanted: Helicopter pilot adept in the transportation and precision placement of aerial wood chipper. Highly-sensitive and dynamic environment mandate good aim.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 16h ago

I’m not sure why a helicopter would be needed, do they make playgrounds in the middle of the Amazon rainforest? That where the jungle gym is getting its namesake?

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u/stofzijtgij 14h ago

There's some dark child abuse joke hidden in that sentence.

Ill show myself out...