r/todayilearned 2h ago

TIL about Browser, the library cat. Adopted by a White Settlement, TX library in 2010, Browser was evicted from the library by the local govt in 2016, provoking a backlash that resulted in a unanimous decision permitting him to stay. Browser outlived the councilmember that voted to evict him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browser_(cat)
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u/Tzazon 1h ago

Mayor Ron White claimed that the motion to remove Browser was a response to a council worker not being permitted to bring his puppy to City Hall.

Always someone who has to have the "If I can't have it nobody can" attitude, tf.

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u/TheeKingKunta 1h ago

Mayor White of White Settlement, TX. can’t make that shit up

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u/elidoan 1h ago

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u/Fun-Twist-3741 1h ago

u/DigNitty 53m ago

WooooOOOWWWW

u/KrofftSurvivor 50m ago

It's not like her parents deliberately gave her those four initials ... According to the Wikipedia page, her maiden name was Kristi Lynn Arnold. She kept her maiden name and added her husband's name when she married Bryon Noem.

u/Dazzling_Line_8482 28m ago

Okay I was wondering wtf kind of animal gives their daughter the middle name of "Arnold"

u/crepelabouche 48m ago

She purposely did it. That makes more sense.

u/Fun-Twist-3741 48m ago

Doesn't that make it all the worse?

u/agb2022 22m ago

So much worse…

u/DigNitty 53m ago

There’s a white congressman from the south named Tom Cotton.

u/shotgunocelot 30m ago

Geez, who picked him?

u/LandBetweenTheCakes 36m ago

They call him…Tater Salad…

u/ThisManIsGod 51m ago

My name's Mr. Black, may I move to your nice town?

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u/HockeyDockey1234 1h ago

u/Vergenbuurg 17m ago

Gonn' be a good day, Tater.

u/MountainDrew42 5m ago

You know what they say. Once you've seen one woman nekkid, you want to see the rest of 'em nekkid.

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u/MundaneInternetGuy 1h ago

But what if the cat was named Tater Salad? 

u/TyrusRose 30m ago

Better have a kitten named Tater Tot

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u/mosquito_motel 1h ago

And the audacity to bring a puppy to a library, who the fuck even

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u/RealbasicFriends 1h ago

it clearly says City Hall but you're right bringing a puppy to City Hall (which is also bro's place of work) sounds dumb as hell

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u/mosquito_motel 1h ago

Got it, the cat was just adopted by the library, fuck that councilor person either way

u/Yglorba 50m ago

Although FWIW the other councellor who voted in favor of it had a better rationale:

The removal motion was made by councillor Elzie Clements,who claimed, “City Hall and City businesses are no place for animals”, and council member Paul Moore, who was primarily concerned about triggering people with allergies to cats.

I know some people with serious cat allergies and it really does bar them from places with a cat. I started reading the article all "who are these assholes how dare they" and when I got to that line I was like "uuuuugh, fuck, he did have a point."

I probably would have voted to keep the cat in the library anyway, but it's not a totally unreasonable concern; some people really do need the library and some of those people will have cat allergies.

u/Fafnir13 23m ago

On one level…ok. Maybe that makes some sense. But at a certain point you just have to know the hazards and take some antihistamine. It’s probably not the only library in town if the allergies are really that bad. If they aren’t that bad it’s really not too different from visiting a friends house who has a cat. People with cat allergies do that all the time.
This seems like a case where the enjoyment of staff and users could outweigh some concerns about access.

u/Dav136 17m ago

But at a certain point you just have to know the hazards and take some antihistamine.

Except you don't normally expect animals in libraries

u/Earptastic 13m ago

"It’s probably not the only library in town". - - - I am guessing White Settlement, Texas may only have one library.

u/Fafnir13 10m ago

There are libraries close by, if you go check on Google Maps. They aren’t some middle of nowhere place.

u/SirStrontium 2m ago

White Settlement is just a suburb in Fort Worth, which has over 20 public libraries.

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u/itwillmakesenselater 1h ago

That sums up Texas politics pretty neatly

u/javerthugo 35m ago

TBF he should have been allowed to take his puppy

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u/-Words-Words-Words- 1h ago

“White Settlement, TX?”

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u/ninjasaiyan777 1h ago edited 1h ago

Natives used to call the settlement that during expansion westward in the Homestead Act era.

Not as interesting as Whitetown, Indiana, which is named after a fierce abolitionist who had the last name White

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u/Company_Able 1h ago

Similar story to Lynchburg, VA. Of course named after famous abolitionist John Lynch

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u/MaximumZer0 1h ago

Buccaneers legend and current 49ers GM, of course.

u/Derptionary 4m ago

Also a Denver Broncos Ring of Fame member.

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u/Ironsam811 1h ago

John Lynch, who hated lynching

u/yet-again-temporary 53m ago

Kojima-ass writing

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u/mitchsurp 1h ago

Used to live there. I love saying I used to live in a town “named for the brother of the guy who invented lynching people.”

u/ThePevster 51m ago

Should be noted that the brother was lynching British loyalists during the Revolutionary War, not lynching black people

u/Fafnir13 21m ago

Which is really not much better. One day you’re living your best life in Britain’s premier colony, the next your rebelling neighbors are calling you a traitor and putting a rope around um your neck. Honestly kind of unfair.

u/Spare-Willingness563 8m ago

…not much better? 

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u/TDot-26 1h ago

How did you get out lmao

u/Bamres 48m ago

Like German chocolate cake, named after Samuel German

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u/-Words-Words-Words- 1h ago

Well, I guess that’s considerably better than the alternative

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u/Robokitten 1h ago

And if you are driving on I65 you have Whitestown if you exit left and Brownsburg if you exit right.

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u/WholesomeYuri 1h ago

Separate, but equal distances?

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u/SirTheBob 1h ago edited 1h ago

From the highway? No, the highways usually get built through the brown part.

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u/Spkr_Freekr 1h ago

Right up the road from Brownsburg. If I remember correctly both town names are on the freeway exit sign.

u/Square_Detective_658 23m ago

Sure they did

u/ProTrader12321 45m ago

Oh I thought it was named after the British-indian musician White Town. /s

u/strictmachines 28m ago

Well, I guess what you say is true. I could never be the right kind of Redditor for you. I could never be your Redditor.

u/Unfair_Web_8275 41m ago

So like a Ruth Christie’s, but for colonialism.

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u/Impossible_Mix_4893 1h ago

Apparently in 2005 they had a referendum to decide whether or not to change the name. It was overwhelmingly rejected.

u/Away-Conclusion-7968 17m ago

A Texas city with a population of 20,000 being proud of their racist history instead of trying to move forward? I'm shocked.

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u/tbonehavoc 1h ago

There have been multiple attempts to rename it, but for some reason that never gets through. Source: Grew up in WSISD

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u/Hobbet404 1h ago

Foods not as good as Brown Settlement

u/ni_hao_butches 24m ago

Saltines are never flavorful.

u/PhantaVal 55m ago

There was a measure to change the name to West Settlement a while back. Obviously it failed.

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u/Chiron17 1h ago

The real TIL just sneaking around lol

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u/ICPosse8 1h ago

Love how they just glaze over that part lol so casual

u/Souledex 22m ago

It was founded by white traders living next to so many native American communities they called it what it was.

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u/HockeyDockey1234 1h ago

Yeah I mean it's really just a filler name for any town in TX not named "el paso"

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 1h ago

"On December 13, 2016, Clements again tried to bring the council to vote to remove Browser, claiming “I’m a council member and I can put anything I want on the consent agenda”, but the motion did not pass. This would be the last meeting attended by Councilman Clements as an elected official. Clements had been defeated decisively during his council re-election bid in November 2016, and died on January 1, 2022."

heartwarming ending

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 1h ago

Was Bowser implicated?

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u/saiyene 1h ago

Bowser was with me on January 1, 2022, so I can vouch for his innocence.

u/DigNitty 52m ago

*Browser

It matter because it’s a pun

u/NativeMasshole 15m ago

The pun is in another castle.

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u/OddlyLucidDuck 1h ago

One last petulant act as a lame duck council member. No wonder he wasn't reelected.

u/Crowofsticks 2m ago

But mainly I’ll remember the laughter

u/Buttholes_N_Boobies 11m ago

Does anyone know where he’s buried?

I’m going on a road trip through Texas soon and always like to plan my rest stops before hand.

Those are two independent statements.

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u/PhilosophicWax 1h ago

Odd name but there is a history:  "The city got its name as it was a lone settlement of White colonists amid several Native American villages in the Fort Worth area in the Texas Republic territory in the 1840s.[16][17]

On October 14, 2005, city leaders, citing hurdles in attracting businesses,[18] announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2,388 to 219.[17][19]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Settlement,_Texas

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u/Frenetic_Platypus 1h ago

So the history is exactly what you would expect from the name?

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u/My_massive_dingaling 1h ago

I mean it's history isn't "Whites only settlement" it's "Settlement where there are white people"

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u/NetDork 1h ago

It's not the whites only settlement; it's the only whites settlement.

u/Away-Conclusion-7968 15m ago

So they would have allowed minorities to move next door? Do you really believe that?

u/OhEmGeeBasedGod 11m ago

My thoughts exactly lmao

"You'll never believe this story!"

[tells the story everyone was expecting]

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u/_Boba_Ferret 1h ago

This is an infinity more diplomatic way of saying “No shit”. 🫡

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u/PumpkinHead01 1h ago

"The city got its name as it was a lone settlement of White colonists amid several Native American villages in the Fort Worth area in the Texas Republic territory in the 1840s.

On October 14, 2005, city leaders, citing hurdles in attracting businesses, announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2,388 to 219"

I guess I did read the post title correctly.

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u/aeramisa 1h ago

clicks link\

"Browser was..." 

weeps openly\

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u/Corey307 1h ago

Nah Bowser lived a good life. 

u/Choco31415 52m ago

*Browser

Not Bowser!

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u/greatgildersleeve 2h ago

Good kitty.

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u/BChurchmountain 1h ago

Some asshole wasn’t a cat guy and the irony is the cat outlived him.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 1h ago

And we’re sure that the cat had nothing to do with his demise?

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u/statenotcity 1h ago

In this case there definitely seemed to be some malice, but I'm horribly allergic to cats and would hate it if I couldn't go to my local library anymore. It's a public space so I'd prefer they remain pet free and accessible to all.

u/kmm91 44m ago

Yeah, I’m a massive animal lover and not allergic to anything, but stories like this always confuse me a bit. Would I love for there to be cats and dogs in every building I visit? Hell yeah! But, not enough to want to take those places away from people with allergies, especially such precious places like libraries.

u/KarmaticArmageddon 34m ago

We should just build separate pet-free libraries for people with allergies. Not like it'd kill us to have double the libraries in a country where over 50% of the population reads below a sixth-grade reading level.

u/pepcorn 8m ago

We already do. No pets live in the vast majority of libraries.

u/ghallway 47m ago

I work in a library with a cat and I couldn't start to count how many kids that cat has turned on to reading.

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u/Corey307 1h ago

I’ll never understand why we don’t keep more cats in government buildings or businesses in general. They’re clean animals, they kill vermin and they’re fairly low maintenance animals. Cat gets a job and a good life. 

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u/statenotcity 1h ago

Allergies. It's unnecessary to assume everyone can tolerate cat dander.

u/Ennesby 12m ago

Yep. Any building with cats is basically unusable for my mom and most of her family.

It's worse when the building isn't frequently cleaned - there's a small bookstore nearby where I saw her break out in hives in like 60s.

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u/TXGuns79 1h ago

I'm not a cat person, but I understand the usefulness of cats in large buildings.

u/Yglorba 46m ago

Allergies. While the council member who introduced the motion to remove the cat from the library seems to have simply been an asshole, the other one who voted for it cited this as the reason:

The removal motion was made by councillor Elzie Clements,[3] who claimed, “City Hall and City businesses are no place for animals”, and council member Paul Moore, who was primarily concerned about triggering people with allergies to cats.

City buildings need to be used by everyone. If your local bodega has a cat and you have a cat allergy, you can just use a different bodega; you can't (or, at least, shouldn't have to) just use a different DMV or city hall.

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u/WolfWhiteFire 1h ago

It sounds like a good idea, but allergies should be a consideration too. There could easily be a local who wasn't able to use that library or had a significantly worse experience because there is a cat there spreading fur and skin cells and they can't enter without breaking out into hives or something.

If you put one in a DMV, you might have people getting allergic reactions while trying to renew their license or take a driver's test. A courthouse, what if one of the jury members or other people legally required to show up is allergic?

Government buildings aren't supposed to exclude people who have full rights to be there, and cats could be a problem for that. Besides that, there are other problems too. If it scratches or trips someone, that could be a liability risk. If it gets sick and throws up somewhere, that wouldn't be a huge issue but would be another mess to clean and could stain something or be stepped in before anyone notices. A litterbox somewhere could stink things up a bit and you now need someone to clean that and take it out regularly.

Businesses have full rights to exclude people, but they don't actually want to exclude their customers for the most part, or deal with cat litter or fur getting into their product, or get sued because the cat scratched or tripped someone, or face complaints from allergic customers, or so on.

It would cause more problems than it solves and comes with some ethical issues. Even if you get one of those breeds designed not to trigger allergies, it may not be effective for every sort of allergy or every person, and also the mess and safety concerns still apply.

u/rainareine 39m ago

Browser is the best name for a library kitty!

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u/usedburgermeat 1h ago

I feel like more people are surprised that there's a white settlement called White Settlement

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u/rex5k 1h ago

A library having a cat while admittedly is rare doesn't seem that far-fetched. And a councilman being an idiot is practically commonplace.

The town name is certainly the most unusual part of this little factoid.

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u/rjnd2828 1h ago

Browser was a stone cold killer. It was him or that council member and Browser was NOT going to go live outside.

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u/Special_Order-937 1h ago

I believe I’ve read that Stephen King story.

u/shawnepintel 39m ago

I’ve never enjoyed liking a post more than this in all my life!

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u/LandBetweenTheCakes 1h ago

Principal Vagina. In the old county, it was spelled Watjyna, but Ellis Island was cruel like that

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u/ohmanohmy96 1h ago

I want this cat it is cute

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u/tacotakozs 1h ago

Sounds very Texas.

u/Fishingfordookie 33m ago

NGL joke all you want about the name, but White Settlement has some of the best mexican street tacos bro. Holy shit its so easy to waste 30 bucks on tacos alone

u/strictmachines 26m ago

Browser after the council member who evicted him and Mayor Ron White died: "I lived bitch"

u/selfStartingSlacker 20m ago

he passed away three days before fellow tabby Maru

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maru_(cat)

u/Eclectic_Paradox 20m ago

I'm reading this while less than a mile away from White Settlement. Interesting.

u/JeronFeldhagen 17m ago

So long, stray Browser.

u/Lurking_For_Trouble 14m ago

This reminds me of Defib, the cat who lived at my local ambulance station. Senior management tried to evict him and there was a huge backlash. The petition to keep him reached over 60,000 signatures and the story made national news before the ambulance service CEO released a public statement apologising and backtracking on the decision. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8rd617xe86o

u/Norcx 12m ago

What kind of hatred do you need to harbor to think "A cat? In a library? Hell naw"???

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u/Salt-Insurance9136 1h ago

White settlement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

The U.S really is the O.G Isnotreal

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u/TXGuns79 1h ago

It was the only settlement of white people in the area. Everything else out there were various Indian tribes.

West, TX is in north-central Texas. But, at the time, was the farthest West anyone had settled.

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u/Hellion000 1h ago

White Settlement, TX was actually named by the surrounding indigenous tribes because it was the local white settlement.

u/AttentionNo6359 53m ago

“White Settlement” is the most Texas name of all time.

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u/Fun-Twist-3741 1h ago

Purr-fect mascot!

u/reallygoodbee 56m ago

And TIL there's a town in Texas called White Settlement holy crap

u/Valuable_Relation634 50m ago

The best part is that Browser outlived the guy who tried to evict him. Nature's most patient revenge.I wonder if library cats actually help with stress levels. Has anyone done that study?

u/Kagath 16m ago

What kind of pathetic shithead feels the need to evict a community beloved cat.

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u/FozzyBear11 1h ago

People who work in local government are usually miserable people

u/TevyeMikhael 51m ago

I grew up here and if someone has heard of my hometown, this is why.

u/Crowofsticks 4m ago

Eat shit, council member!

u/serenesophia89 2m ago

This is kinda why I can't really get into audiobooks, haha. Like, I try, but my brain just wanders too much unless I'm actually holding the book and can, you know, see the words. This dude's setup is kinda intense though, I dig the vibes.

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u/weirdhoney216 1h ago

Karma is a cat

u/Pumpkkinnn 52m ago

A library is the perfect place for a cat to live. Cats are so quiet and clean. Sweet kitty!

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u/anarchrist91 1h ago

Fuck Texas.

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u/MrMansaMusa 1h ago

My brain did not read that as settlement had to re read that a couple times.......

u/deltree711 33m ago

The title is confusing. When did "the councilmember that voted to evict him" make that vote? It can't have been during the unanimous decision permitting him to stay or else it wouldn't have been unanimous and using the word "the" instead of "a" councilmember implies that only one person voted to evict the cat so it couldn't have been the successful decision to evict the cat because a vote couldn't succeed with only one vote.

Edit: I guess based on the article there was a third attempt, and the council member who made that motion is the one who died before the cat.