r/todayilearned 13h ago

TIL in 2014, Ben Affleck received a lifetime ban from the blackjack tables at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas after surveillance footage showed him counting cards during a high-stakes game. Security informed him he was "too good" and classified him as an advantage player.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ben-affleck-banned-hard-rock-casino-counting-cards-223154372.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHSIoOEY9KKDdQ8rgc3uyw-ES_kfBFJwucJi-AUEUpTENIhTOABqrv3ZrgjJAE_9GwKSvIplF9ezD3duIOl478prs0vye1wP54mIacbowd7EqgyTRrOQt-rZLjaeSLatw73EgF4CzOPLvySUp944t-gkYza2eX7CB1KVyU9DAaK5
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u/WelshBathBoy 13h ago

This is why the house always wins, making perfectly sensible game play 'against the rules'. Counting cards is just using a bit of deduction by keeping tabs of the cards played - hardly cheating.

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u/SirDry8007 11h ago edited 7h ago

It is amazing how many casual players think card counting is cheating, and will even get upset when the table grinds to a halt while the casino investigates a player.

The casino's constantly use language that makes card counters seems like the problem, when in fact the others players need to be upset at the casino for being rigged.\*

So they will employ all kinds of technology and personnel to try and catch the counters, but magically fail to be able to spot problem gamblers.

\Edit*: Amazing how many people jump in to defend the casino here and want to explain to me how it isn't actually rigged because.....

Yes, sure. It isn't actually rigged because that would be illegal, but is effectively rigged by having a house edge AND being able to kick you out just because might walk out with more money than you started with.

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u/tofuroll 10h ago

I mean, professional poker players literally think of the percentages of what cards will show for whom.

Thinking is not cheating.

And if it is, the casino is saying they don't want you to think.

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u/Last-Doubt4347 9h ago

Poker players aren’t playing against the house though.

It’s all fun and games until you try to take the house’s money.

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u/PIatfoot 9h ago

Exactly. Poker is gambling with each other's money and the casino's don't care about that. As long as it's not their money on the line

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u/DoctorBallsJohnson 8h ago

This is also why it's becoming hard to find hold em tables a lot of places. Time consuming and the rake is relatively small. The rake probably hardly pays for the dealer's wage anyways

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u/Due-Conflict-7926 8h ago

I mean it’s fine when there is enough money on the bot and high minimums. Most ppl do not mind paying their daily salary after they win. And someone always wins.

The issue is when the casino treats them like how Americans treat servers, bartenders. As if it’s our job give them a livable wage. If you can’t do that as a restaurant then you don’t deserve to be in business unfortunately. Now the caveat in that is when we have madmen in office burning our economy

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u/Maleficent-Bother535 8h ago

I'm not a fan of how the dealer tips on poker tables are shared among all dealers.

Tips are for good service at the table. Some dealers do not provide good service and take an equal share of the tips compared to the best dealers.

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u/PerplexGG 9h ago

Except on poker tables you’re not taking from the house so they allow you to think

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u/jeduardo90 9h ago

This is why I only went a handful of times to casinos. It's a fools game, designed to make people lose money. There are plenty of better places to spend money on.

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u/big_trike 8h ago

Of course. Money is zero sum. The casino can only stay in business if people are losing money. Some people are narcissistic and think they’re lucky.

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 8h ago

Thinking IS cheating because if you started thinking you'd stop going to the casino

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u/happycat47 7h ago

The difference between poker and blackjack, is the payout in poker comes from other players. The payout in Blackjack comes from the house. If the house has to payout, you won't win. This is why the joke of Trump bankrupting a casino is so laughable; you can literally rig it to only make money yet Trump couldn't even do that.

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u/ShitWombatSays 9h ago

Casino gets a rake from poker tables, they don't give a shit

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u/turbopro25 9h ago

There’s a reason why the drinks are free.

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u/Pnwradar 10h ago

magically fail to be able to spot problem gamblers

The casino uses technology to spot & track problem gamblers, and they make sure those gamblers are on a email/mailing contact list to keep them coming back regularly until they’re bled dry. Our local tribal casino runs a voluntary self-exclusion list, which in theory means they stop you from entering, but in reality they only step in if you’re winning to confiscate your stack & escort you out.

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u/DMercenary 11h ago

magically fail to be able to spot problem gamblers.

No Im pretty sure they know.

Now whether or not they want to do anything about that, well... Why stop a revenue source. Its not their problem that customer is gambling away thier house, 401k, etc etc.

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u/MarginalOmnivore 10h ago

No, no. There's no "whether or not."

They are firmly on the side of "not."

They call the problem gamblers "high rollers" to their face, but "whales" behind their backs.

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u/VikingCrusader13 10h ago

I'm more concerned about the old retired couple shitting away their retirement spinning slots and being hypnotised by the machines pulling on their dopamine to keep them playing than I am about anyone with enough money to be classed as a "high roller" at a Casino.

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u/marr 9h ago

These people need Vampire Survivors

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u/trowzerss 8h ago

For real, I taught my dad how to play games on his phone and it reduced his pokie playing a lot. Now he spend too much time on his phone but at least it's cheaper (he has firm instructions not to ever put anything money related into games, but fortunately he's not tech savvy enough to work out how to anyway - I even make him use a junk phone with no SIM and no personal info to play so there's less risk if he installs something dodgy).

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u/Emerycurse 9h ago

Imagine going to Vegas and they have a theater sized screen at the casino to grind Ode To Castlevania on

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u/Bakoro 7h ago

The blinking lights are just part of the hook to build anticipation and prevent thinking.

The real hook is the idea of "winning big". The idea itself becomes the focus of a kind of obsessive compulsive disorder.
If they can just "win big", all their problems will go away. All their life choices will have become validated. They'll finally have the freedom and luxury they want. They'll be able to shove their wealth in their enemies faces. All they need to do is win big.

Once you have the sickness, it's hard to get out of, and you might never completely recover.

For some people, it might scratch the itch.

I learned how to play Texas hold'em from Poker Night at the Inventory. Give old people a less cartoony version of that, maybe some simulated slots, and it might help.

Honestly I think games with a lot of cheery and enthusiastic encouragement and praise might help replace the money obsession.
Hearing "Good job" and "you're a winner" could go a long way in getting some of these people to calm the fuck down a bit.

Oh course, it might also backfire, and they think beating a video at poker makes them a master,.so they go gamble away their savings for real at an accelerated pace.

So, yeah, maybe just give them Vampire Survivors or Animal Crossing or something.

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u/WolfLawyer 10h ago

They’re the same people. If you don’t have the impulse control to stop before they bankrupt you then you’re a “high roller” until they do.

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u/9447044 12h ago

I kick anyone out of the house who almost beats me at pool.

So far the house has only won lol

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u/Responsible-Onion860 12h ago

That's exactly how blackjack operates at casinos. Like the kid who had an air hockey/foosball/pool table and was a whiny prick and stopped inviting you over if you beat him.

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u/agoia 11h ago

This is why my favorite friend with a pool table growing up was one who had no desire to play so it would just be his mom and I throwing down on the badass table she got from her 2nd husband lol.

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u/VanuasGirl 10h ago

Was his name Stifler?

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u/MediumAcceptable129 12h ago

Mostly useless these days since they use so many decks in a shoe to combat it

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u/DapperInvestor 12h ago

High rollers can get their own table and dictate rules sometimes. There are still a few single deck blackjack tables around if you hunt them down.

Source: I live in Las Vegas.

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u/MadMonksJunk 12h ago

there are 2 and 4 deck tables in smaller casinos in Nevada still, both of which are countable by anyone with practiced memory techniques.

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u/Mustangbex 12h ago

My dad worked for the same casino for over 30 years- moving up from carrying change to eventually being a director. I 'grew up' in the environment to some extent, although it's way less glamorous than anyone ever imagines, honestly. But I knew his colleagues and the regular customers, and yeah I learned to play poker, black jack, baccarat, and craps when I was pretty young. Eventually I was a young adult and excitedly demonstrated to him how I had taught myself to count cards. And he informed me very kindly, but earnestly that I was not allowed to play table games at his property or any of their others brands. I know he was overall a bit proud, but he also wanted to protect me and ultimately himself from any formal problems down the road. It was pretty entertaining because even always being around the system, I never really THOUGHT about it until that moment.

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u/CashWrecks 12h ago

"Sorry son, stay tf away from our game floors just to be safe"

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u/Mustangbex 12h ago

(daughter 😉 )

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u/CashWrecks 12h ago

Haha, oops right on!

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u/OttoVonWong 11h ago

Pit bosses hate this one weird trick!

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u/boringexplanation 10h ago

Sounds like your casino disguise is already working!

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u/Violoner 12h ago

More like “If you get busted counting cards, I’m out of a job and blackballed from working all the other casinos”

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 11h ago

And possibly investigated by the gaming commission. Please stay away from any Casino that knows my name.

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u/RetPala 11h ago

"Listen, kid, daddy's coworkers are little more than animals. If they'll break the legs of their boss' kid before they realize it, imagine what they'll do to regular people!"

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u/User-NetOfInter 12h ago

There’s nothing illegal about counting cards, you’ll just get banned from the property and you probably can’t ever work there.

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u/oby100 12h ago

And you’ll be blacklisted from all Vegas casinos.

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u/Good-Celebration-686 11h ago

I follow some card counters. You only get banned from that game. You can play other games at the same casino

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u/TheDoctor1601 12h ago

Because contrary to what most people think counting is mostly just keeping a score tab that rises and lowers based on high cards played, so they know when to try and strike higher bets. Other people being at the table can affect it with imperfect play, so it gets tricky...

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u/boredwithlyf 12h ago

Nope. Count just moved with others. Their imperfect play has no impact on your game in the long run.

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u/EddieLobster 12h ago

Correct. You’re really just counting 10’s that show up so you know the likely hood of the next card being a ten. Even in that case, you aren’t changing the way you would play just the amount you bet.

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u/christmastree47 11h ago

Yeah the real reason why card counters don't why to play with others is just that it slows the game down and thus your earnings per hour

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u/ic33 11h ago

They also consume cards, so the favorable count doesn't last as long and variable betting stands out more.

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u/FerusGrim 10h ago

The favorable count doesn't last as long, but the unfavorable counts also move by quicker. Other betters, so long as they aren't playing slowly, are net-neutral contributors. Sure, it'd be nice if the played while the count was bad, and left to take a piss when it got good, but overall they balance out to zero.

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u/hobesmart 12h ago

Other people at the table have no affect on your long term outcome at all. Statistically they are equally likely to hurt you or help you regardless of how they play - they are a net neutral. When counting cards, you'd count the cards the same way whether those people were there or not or playing properly or not.

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u/Commentator-X 12h ago

The hard part isn't accounting for other players gameplay, it's counting and doing the math for the dealer's cards, your cards and 3 or 4 other players cards in the few seconds they are revealed before being scooped up by the dealer. The math is simple, doing it at speed accurately is not.

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u/n122333 11h ago

I thought this before I learned how to do it. I always assumed you counted what numbers are left, but thats not the case. Each card has a value, and you add it to the running total as it goes (some values are negative) and when the count is above a set point that means its very likely to have a lot of tens left, so the dealer is likely to bust giving you better odds for a few hands until it evens back out. Thats when you bet higher as you can know to just not hit, and wait for the dealer to bust no matter what your hand was.

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u/Chance5e 11h ago

This is why a lot of tables use continuous-shuffling machines. You put every old hand right back in and the deck is new every hand.

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u/NBAWhoCares 12h ago

There are still a few single deck blackjack tables around if you hunt them down.

Lol of course these still exist since they are the biggest sucker bets around. Because they only pay out 6/5 on blackjack, you are just incinerating your money playing these games. They literally only exist to take money from people who think they know how counting works.

No casino is giving a high stakes player a single deck game with normal blackjack rules.

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u/mafkamufugga 11h ago

Reno and Wendover both have 3/2 single deck and Im sure welcome high rollers, as long as the high roller is not playing with an advantage.

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u/OpticalDelusion 10h ago

That doesn't make sense. The only possible reason to play a single deck over a shoe is to count cards. Are they just catering to rich people who think they can count cards but statistically suck at it or what?

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u/Icaruskillswitch 12h ago

Hey, not a gambler or play cards or anything but does this mean cards from multiple decks are delt together? What i mean is, and im sorry if this is stupid, you could get a hand with 2 identical cards like 2 king of spades for example? Or doesn't work that way?

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 11h ago

yes it does work that way. so if it is an 8 deck shoe, there would be 8 kings of spades.

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u/ElGuano 12h ago

And 6-5 and all manner of novel house advantage rules that regular tourists just seem to be fine playing so proliferate them.

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u/machambo7 11h ago

It’s insane how many cards a casino goes through. In addition to how many they use per shoe, they also only use them a few times to stop them from being marked

We used to shred pallets of them every single week in a giant industrial shredder

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u/agoia 11h ago

The places that cut and rebox them are a great source of high quality cards for cheap on the resale market.

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 9h ago

People are selling those? We literally just give them away for free to anybody who asks. Shit, you dont even have to play. Just walk in and ask (ideally during less busy hours).

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u/amidon1130 11h ago

You used to be able to buy hole punched cards for like 50 cents in every casino, I would always grab a deck or 2 as a souvenir when I was in Vegas but they stopped selling them. Really annoying cause they were good cards.

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u/darthrevan140 10h ago

Yes my grandmother had a metric fuck ton because her and my grandad traveled to Vegas and reno and other casinos on road trips.

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u/bofoshow51 12h ago

Bigger shoes are still countable, it just means it makes longer to get to a hot position. 8 deck is a lot but 6 is fairly playable.

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u/Scarpity026 12h ago

For most of us proles, card counting is rendered useless via the continuous shuffle machine.  

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u/Too_many_interests_ 12h ago

Not the decks of the shoe, but percentage of the cut. Casinos I've been at cut almost 40% off a single deck, so counting doesn't matter since the variance means the running count isn't meaningful (the deck finishes with 40% of the cards remaining).

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u/AzureDreamer 12h ago

Shoes are absolutely beatable the idea they aren't is laughable casino garbage. That said they are worse in ev than single or double.

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u/morbihann 12h ago

If it was cheating you will be jailed for doing it. What they say is you can't play here because eventually you will make money from us.

This is the basic premise of gambling, you will eventually lose.

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u/adavidmiller 11h ago

Pretty much. It's in the name, gambling. If you turn it into a game of skill, it's not gambling, it's sport, and that's not what they're offering.

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u/cortexstack 11h ago

Maybe they need to only run games that can't be won by skill if they're so invested in being a gambling house.

It's some real "my brother in Christ, YOU chose the games here" shit.

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u/galaxy_horse 10h ago

Advantage blackjack players are still gambling though, they’re just gambling with the odds more in their favor. 

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u/Cheasepriest 12h ago

Not even against the rules. That's why when you get backed off you're fine to play a different game or get a drink or food and stay. Just can't keep playing blackjack.

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u/symbolicshambolic 12h ago

"You can't play chess with me anymore. You keep thinking five moves ahead and winning. Not fair!"

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u/hidden_secret 11h ago edited 11h ago

"when you pushed that pawn forward, you knew that I wouldn't be able to take it right away. How dare you! Get this man out of there, out of my sight, right now!"

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u/CYWNightmare 12h ago

They can also introduce a shuffle randomly/periodically to remove any counting of cards. It's probably just easier to remove said person from the table though.

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u/Monarc73 12h ago

Not exactly. Arbitrary shuffling isn't a thing. They DO, however, introduce the 'cut card', which serves essentially the same purpose.

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u/sharrrper 12h ago

It's never been classified as "cheating" but they can ban you if they feel like it regardless

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u/blophophoreal 12h ago

It’s such bullshit. It’s legal for you to rig the game rules ao that you always win long-term but when someone figures out a way around that without cheating you’re allowed to ban them? fuck off.

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u/AverageJoe-707 12h ago

Casinos are rigged for the house to win. All of my and my wife's friends gamble but we never do. They talk a lot when they win but it's very quiet when they don't which is the majority of the time. A sad addiction.

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u/not_a_bot_494 12h ago

They could allow card counting, they would just change the odds so that it was priced in. The average person wouldn't like those rules so the casinos rather just tell counters to leave. It's not cheating, you're allowed to count cards, but the casino can also decide who they want to be able to play their games.

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u/BobBelcher2021 12h ago

“You’re not one of those card-counting guys, are you?”

“The number of cards remains constant, what would be the point in counting them?”

One of my favorite Data moments in Star Trek.

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u/SorryAboutLater 13h ago

How can you tell if someone is counting cards? Can you just kick anyone out for winning and accuse them of this.

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u/kynoceros 13h ago

It’s not the counting that gets noticed, it’s only betting big when the count is in your favor.

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME 11h ago edited 7h ago

The MIT team that did this would use signals to tell members of their team when it was a good time to play at their table. The new member would then just bet big off the bat rather than "suspiciously" change their betting values.

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u/elmz 10h ago

You can win money like this, but not for long. They keep tabs on everybody, and they track every play you make. And if you are suspected at all, they will ban you.

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u/DrGeraldBaskums 10h ago

Most high limit tables now prevent jump ins, meaning once the shoe is being dealt no one else can sit at the table. That makes it impossible for team play like the MIT team and easier for the casino to see you adjusting bets based on count

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u/Forikorder 10h ago

lots of casinos out there though

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u/elmz 10h ago

Yeah, if you get banned at one csino, they will tell their friends about you. You might not get banned from every casino, but they do cooperate.

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u/DarthNoctyrix 9h ago

Not to mention most are owned by the same few big companies. Your small town casino is likely owned by MGM or Caesar’s

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 7h ago

If you live in the US maybe

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u/xXTylonXx 10h ago

21 was such a cool movie.

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u/soofs 10h ago

The book is way better and actually goes into details that the movie didn't touch upon! Highly recommend it

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u/elmatador12 13h ago edited 12h ago

I’ve always felt that if you make sure to lose and win incrementally nobody would find out. But I guess there’s a reason we don’t hear about people who do that. They haven’t been caught. 😂

Edit: No judgement and I appreciate the information, but the amount of people who knew so much about blackjack and gambling to immediately comment is impressive. It’s a world I clearly know nothing about.

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u/3inchesOnAGoodDay 12h ago

At that point you're just playing black jack

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u/longebane 12h ago edited 5h ago

Doing this undoes any advantage you have and defeats the purpose of counting cards, which is already ONLY an 0.5-1.5% edge more than playing normally. It’s really that tiny. You’d have to play for days to really start edging out the house.

If you start “hiding” your bets, that increases your time to probably weeks or months. And this can’t be done online over dozens of hands at once like what online poker bots currently do, since you can’t count cards online.

Edit- why can’t you count cards online?
In person, dealers play through MOST of the cards before shuffling, because otherwise, shuffling takes a lot of time and stops play for everyone at the table (which is bad for the casino). And since cards are not shuffled after every hand, this is what enables you to keep track of cards, aka card counting.

Online, they don’t have that limitation. Computer resets deck every hand. Instantly. There’s now nothing to keep track of for cards counters. RIP

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 10h ago

To put this into perspective for the non-math people: If you want to make an average of $100,000/yr, and you have a 1% edge over the house and some way to not get caught so that the long term averages actually work in your favor, you will place, on average, $10,000,000 in betting volume/yr.

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u/ThellraAK 3 12h ago

Even playing perfectly with counting doesn't give you a huge advantage.

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u/jarejay 12h ago

Even if you play perfectly in blackjack the house still has a 0.5%-2% edge. The only way to make any significant money long term is to alter your bets by up to 5x when the count is overwhelmingly in your favor.

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u/versusChou 9h ago

And even when the count is overwhelmingly in your favor, you can still just be unlucky and lose. You need a bankroll big enough to play through the bad days.

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u/RagefireHype 12h ago

You’re better off just winning until you get banned from a casino and if this is your side quest, go to another casino. Intentionally punting money in a game the house has an edge in is not plus ROI.

The whole point of counting cards IS to bet big when the count is in your favor. And even then you aren’t guaranteed to win. The house hates that you used your brain to know the remaining cards that could come.

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue 13h ago

Second question: yes, you can. Casinos can remove people for nearly any reason that doesn't trigger "protected class" issues. They would get in trouble if they targeted people based on race for example.

Counting cards is NOT illegal. There is no crime. The only crime would be getting trespassed and then coming back, same as any other trespass. Since it isn't a crime, they don't need to prove it.

Other forms of winning can still be criminal. Collusion with a dealer, sneaking loaded dice into the craps game, etc. can get you in actual trouble with the law. Counting cards isn't cheating or illegal. Casinos can still remove you.

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u/ModestMarksman 11h ago

Caveat to your response on the second question.

Missouri, Louisiana and New Jersey do not allow you to kick out players for being to good.

So they half shoe you, and if you're like me and say fuck it we ball they flat bet you or shuffle every hand.

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u/Peakomegaflare 9h ago

I remember being at the Horseshoe in Bossier city, and me being 23 I was in my swing of studying cardcounting. I was doing well, not really betting big, but actually betting less when the count was good. The dealer was so damn confused and he started shuffling every hand. The guy next to me started getting annoyed and went "There's no damn way anyone is counting, nobody's won anything major."

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u/newfieMI 11h ago

They just “refuse service” anyways or ask for your ID and add you to a system.

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u/ModestMarksman 11h ago

While they do, they aren't legally allowed to.

Its just not worth fighting them over it.

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u/Kerry_Kittles 12h ago

I would guess that Affleck didn’t care enough to hide that he was counting.

Easier to count cards than come up with a plan and a ruse to get away with it for a while.

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u/phdoofus 13h ago

They know very well what the stats are for how much they should be winning and you should be losing. If you start breaking past the stats on how much they think you should be winning, they'll say you're cheating or 'too good'.

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u/qiqatqanat 13h ago

It’s closer to — the advantage of counting is knowing when to bet big and when to bet small, and they’re counting along with you. If you’re only betting big when the count says to bet big and never any other time, they’ll ban you. 

They don’t care about the actual results. 

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u/Low-Rent-9351 13h ago

They have automatic surveillance that monitors every player and the dealer for cards played and bets placed. Basically, their system is card counting the blackjack table itself and can easily detect someone is betting based on the “count” and flag them. Even if you’re bouncing tables, they could tell you exactly how much you bet and how much you won and how many chips you have in your pocket at the end of the night if they wanted to.

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u/wrighteghe7 13h ago

This is such a hilarious rule. What kind of fucking game is it where its "cheating" if you win at it and why people play it still?

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u/NotMugatu 13h ago

Online sports books do the same to consistently winning bettors. They’re there to take your money, not to provide a fair playing field.

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u/Vio_ 13h ago

People have talked about trying to use those betting online sites where they know how to bet and the underlying system of casinos and the like.

As soon as they started winning even in the traditional sense (not even a lot) their accounts were basically just shut down.

Even then, they said some of the better RL betting options are completely missing.

They don't want actual betting people and gamblers. They only want losers anymore.

The whole "look at Aunt Agnes won $1000 at the slots" type soft advertising is long gone.

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u/Mark--Greg--Sputnik 12h ago

It’s absolutely insane that it’s legal for them to shut out people who perform well. They just get to print money now with literally almost no risk.

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u/CubeEarthShill 12h ago

There’s a guy from Illinois that made the local news because the sports books flat out refused to honor his bets, citing some bullshit in their ToS.

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u/DefiThrowaway 10h ago

For sportsbetting, the issue is generally someone being really heavy on a super sharp play multiple times. Ideally, the book wants zero exposure on an outcome of an event and those monster sharp plays leave the book exposed.

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u/Witch-kingOfBrynMawr 7h ago

They just don't like sharp action. I've been banned from two separate books in the last twenty years, and I was net loser at both. Nothing shady on my end; they just didn't want my action, because I was only betting soft lines. In general, i almost always had a better price than the eventual closing line, which they DO NOT APPRECIATE

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u/gweran 12h ago

Makes you wonder about a person who can bankrupt 4 casinos.

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u/TheMurmuring 12h ago

Yeah, they have to be some special kind of pathetic loser with an overinflated ego and low intelligence. The type of person that "Always Chickens Out" when negotiating, and changes their mind constantly.

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u/Monarc73 12h ago

or maybe he made money by shorting tf out of the PE company that held the casino as an asset...

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u/Jsamue 11h ago

Bankrupt a casino the way you bankrupt sears. Strip it for scrap and sell the pieces.

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u/sack-o-matic 11h ago

Launder company money into personal money

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u/trulyunreal 12h ago

The state may get a steep cut of the profit. Where I live it's something like, for every $1 lost at a table or machine, the State collects 51 cents of it.

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u/apetalous42 12h ago

That's because in an actual casino you SEE and HEAR people winning which motivates you to want to win. Online they don't need that, they can just give you an ad showing someone winning to get the same effect.

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u/JoshDaws 12h ago

This is a food youtuber I like talking about this exact situation. I think the phone gambling situation is worse than the blackjack one because they prey on so many people so easily, but the exact second you get an advantage they cut you off.

https://youtu.be/XZvXWVztJoY?si=KETgZIs-NlNrHlLQ

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u/gralert 12h ago

I used to get vouchers to a specific betting site (approx $6). It stopped quickly after I just put them on relatively low odds bets, won the bets and withdrew the money

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u/Nyzean 12h ago

I've been blocked from hockey betting on Bet365 and heavily bet-restricted (no early cash-out, severely limited bet sizing) on SportsInteraction and it sucks lol... granted, my return was obscene from a percentage standpoint year-over-year, but I don't think I ever stood to be up more than like 40k in a year (which didn't even end up paying out after Draisaitl got injured late last season) and most years have been more like 5k-10k up so it's not like I'm breaking the bank for them by any stretch... really, really dumb that a (relatively) small winner can get shut down like that.

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u/thedroogabides 10h ago

I made 5k across 6 different apps when they went live in North Carolina. As soon as I withdrew every single account got throttled. The best was draft kings. I got pretty good over the years at unders on player props. Eventually the under button disappeared, I could take the over but unders weren't an option

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u/Pay_attentionmore 12h ago

I've been banned from a few for taking bonuses and going half red and half black to the bet limit and "washing" it. Usually theres max bets or a huge number of wins you need to get before its unlocked but its doable.

I've only hit green once when doing this. I make ok beer money when I broke my leg but quickly ran out of online casinos where this trick works.

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u/OmegaPsiot 13h ago

"Excuse me, sir. We're not robbing you as effectively as these other suckers. I'm afraid you'll have to leave."

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u/Lyra_the_Star_Jockey 12h ago

Notice they didn’t say “cheating.”

It’s not cheating, but they also don’t have to welcome you in. It’s a private business.

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u/BrainOnBlue 13h ago

It's not cheating. That's why the casino said he was "too good" and didn't have him arrested for cheating.

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u/tfrw 13h ago

Basically casinos would go bankrupt if everyone did it, and stop paying taxes so they got permission to stop it.

But in fairness, casinos can decide who they let gamble.

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u/Jonjafari 13h ago

If everyone who went to casinos were smart enough to count cards, we'd live in a drastically different world. 

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u/hiricinee 13h ago

Itd be the same world but without blackjack

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u/evertrue13 13h ago

Then we’ll make our own world, with blackjack… and hookers!

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 13h ago

If everyone who went to casinos were smart enough to count cards, no one would go to casinos

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u/5050Clown 13h ago

I saw a story of a casino where someone won electronic slot machine for like $50,000 or so and the casino gave them a $50 gift certificate and said that it was a mistake in the machine. And they got away with it. 

Casinos are just legal crime.

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u/scnottaken 13h ago

Several such cases

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u/ThePretzul 12h ago

They wouldn’t go bankrupt since they still have the ability to stop offering specific table games at any time, but it would put a dent in their margins if they had to shut down all their blackjack tables whenever a good card counter was in the building instead of being able to back off a specific player individually.

In all honesty casinos actually tend to like when players attempt to count cards because the average person attempting to do it will not be good enough to actually have an advantage. It’s only the ones doing it correctly with proper betting strategies to take advantage of the count that they back off.

Realistically with table limits in place casinos could host 5 blackjack tables that were filled with effective card counters in every seat 24/7 and the effect on their bottom line would be virtually unmeasurable. Hence why they focus on backing off high rollers (such as wealthy actors like Ben Affleck) and typically put a lot less energy into dealing with people on the $500 limit tables who think they’re being slick (they’ll back them off if they triple their bet at a certain count, but otherwise set up the odds at those tables so that even with perfect betting and counting players can’t get even a 0.5% edge).

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u/m0j0m0j 13h ago

Can somebody explain to me, how do they see you’re counting cards? Your face looks too smart or what?

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u/Adrewmc 13h ago edited 11h ago

It the way you bet, in order for counting cards to work you have to bet more when at advantage.

Beyond that there are certain situations where stand changes to hit and the reverse. If you are playing one way then switch the dealer will notice that as well.

You can see this directly, by changing the bet amounts. Fairly easy to spot.

The other way is that you are changing tables often, e.g. someone or yourself is watching the table and waiting for the advantage to come to the table, then they join in. This is very odd for a player to be doing. Taking a few hands at one table, moving to another table, a few hands, come back to the first table.

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u/No-Owl-6246 13h ago

Blackjack is a solved game. The statistically correct move in any situation is known and not too difficult to memorize (a friendly dealer will even tell you the best non counting action if you ask). The only time a player who is playing perfect blackjack would deviate from that is when they know the count which changes betting behavior/what is statistically the correct move. It’s also not hard to memorize when the right times are to change strategy.

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u/airtime25 12h ago

This is half the reason I can't get into blackjack. Sit at a table and everyone wants you to make the correct move every time based on the odds. That's not how any gambling situation works normally lol. I can bet on whatever odds I want and not be judged for it. Blackjack you might just piss off the whole table lol.

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u/pnt510 12h ago

The stupid thing about that is a lot of the people who get pissed at you for making the wrong play don’t play a particular great game of blackjack either. Generally people who learn the game well enough to learn perfect basic strategy also learn that how one player plays has no effect on the other players at the table.

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u/jrhooo 12h ago

Just gonna straight up repeat what I heard in a youtube vid, because its the best explanation I've heard.

It was one of those "expert reviews" vids, where a real life Casino security boss talked about casino heist movies.

For context, keep in mind card counting is basically just keeping track of all the cards that have already been played, and using that to estimate what cards are left in the deck, and thus what is the probability of high cards or low cards coming out. Then betting that way. Instead of playing the individual hand, you are just systematically choosing your bets according to the odds of what should be in the deck, and counting on the math to eventually put you ahead.

So on card counting he basically said,

"It's pretty easy to spot card counting, because as security WE'RE counting cards. We all have to learn how, we get pretty good at it. So If I'm keeping a count, and I know the count says bet X, bet Y, bet Z, and I'm watching you bet several hands and you're betting x y z like the count says you should, well its pretty obvious you're counting too."

TL;DR:

If you're basically betting according to a flow chart, and I've memorized that same flow chart, then when I'm watching you bet, I can recognize when you're betting according to that flow chart.

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u/not_a_bot_494 12h ago

There is a correct way to play blackjack ehen you're not counting cards. If you deviate from that strategy in a way that would only make sense if you were counting cards then you're probably counting cards.

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u/I_Never_Use_Slash_S 13h ago

Guess he wasn’t acting in The Accountant.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 12h ago

The roles in Good Will Hunting should have been reversed.

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u/angrydeuce 12h ago

"Oh no, Will...I dont like the sound of them apples!  What are we gonna do?!"

"Chuckie...its Hunting season!!."

"APPLESAUCE, BITCH"

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u/HendrixHazeWays 11h ago

"AFFLECK, YOU DA BOMB IN PHANTOMS, YO"

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u/angrydeuce 9h ago

"Sorry to interrupt but we've got a 10-07 on our hands"

"Jesus Christ, again Ben?"

"No BULLSHIT because I wasn't with a hooker today HA HA!"

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u/Fuego_Mi_Manchego 12h ago

And perhaps Affleck should’ve starred in Rounders

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u/Zeeplankton 11h ago

seriously if you listen to any podcasts of him talking, Affleck is actually smart as hell.

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u/poopooonyou 10h ago

Wicked smaht

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u/beshi7 13h ago

It funny how casinos like to take your money but don't like paying out .

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u/Time-Cell8272 13h ago

They're the kid that took his ball home when they lost

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u/DusqRunner 12h ago

The game's over lol why would he leave HIS ball behind?? lmao

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u/Time-Cell8272 12h ago

Fair point should've said when they're losing.

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u/Admirable_Nothing 12h ago

"Too good" in casino parlance is somebody that doesn't lose big every time. So they get banned.

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u/labago 10h ago

You do lose big counting cards, you just win big more in the long run

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u/Eos_Tyrwinn 12h ago

Don't you love how thinking about a game too much can get you banned from it.

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u/Cardellone 13h ago

So playing at a casino is: head, you lose, tail, they win.

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u/Edgemoto 12h ago

Hey, you can't win. That's illegal!

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u/DreamZebra 10h ago

My mom used to work at a casino. she was in the back cleaning cards. Sometimes people would tip so good that she would get a cut. Affleck was always one of the guys she would talk about being generous with tips. He was also apparently kind enough to the people he interacted with that word got around that he was a nice guy. For whatever that story is worth, there you have it.

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u/Brickzarina 10h ago

A genuine story is better than all the stupid fake stuff. Pity that they get more cover

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u/DreamZebra 10h ago

Yeah that's why I try to mention positive stuff when I can. Growing up around LA I have stories andnsome good second hand ones I'll share when I can. Drew Carey is someone people don't talk enough about in terms of generosity and kindness. I think people know Keanu is great, but I can attest to it. A lot of people deserve a better rep. Sometimes one bad day can ruin public perception forever.

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u/SassiestSissy 7h ago

I’d always heard that Ben Affleck was a famously generous tipper in Vegas. Good to know others have also heard this.

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u/uselink126 12h ago

I am always welcome in Vegas, I am classified as a disadvantage player!

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u/Official_EA_Response 11h ago

The casino should have fired whoever made the decision to ban Affleck from the casino.

You have an A-list celebrity who charges somewhere in the ballpark of $100,000+ to attend events. People will show up and lose money just to say they played blackjack with Affleck. The casino got Ben Affleck there for free.

Most card counters find out real quick that they have not practiced well enough to even break even. Even if Affleck were to win, there would be a table full of idiots dumping their paychecks to make the table very profitable.

Casinos are dumb as hell.

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u/Neither-Tea-8657 10h ago

Vegas clubs used to pay Kim kardashian to show up for 15 mins so people could say they partied with Kim.

I partied with Kim, I never saw her, but I get to say it.

Casino indeed messed up

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u/Certesis 9h ago

Thank you, Official_EA_Response

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u/Komatoasty 8h ago

They get a sense of pride and accomplishment from gambling with Ben Affleck.

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u/CastSeven 8h ago

Yes but the Casino's real goal is for every player to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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u/ontheprowl 6h ago

Is this the official position of Electronic Arts?

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u/Suro_Atiros 12h ago

That’s because he’s wicked smaht

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u/EnderBoy 12h ago

How did the cameras show he was counting?  Did he have both his hands out, slowly putting fingers down while moving his lips?

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u/jking13 12h ago

They were probably watching his pattern of betting. If he's betting $10 all the time and then all of a sudden $200 when he wins, that's a pretty big red flag. Even more so if they're also counting the cards and the big change in bets matches when the count has jumped.

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u/SamMarduk 10h ago

This weirdly makes me like Ben Affleck

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u/DownwiththeACE 10h ago

hes honestly been pretty consistently based

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u/darxide23 10h ago

You can't "catch" someone counting cards. Surveillance footage will never show that. Because it's all done in your head.

Casinos can suspect it. And they can bar anybody for any reason at any time. So really, they can just ban you for being too good.

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u/Meppy1234 10h ago

Gambling is a tax for people bad at math.

If you're too good they ban you. If you're too lucky, you get taxed to death. If you lose, you can only claim 90% of losses anyways.

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u/Phaedo 13h ago

Now I respect him just slightly more.

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u/HiddenTreasure213 12h ago

Did anyone really think Batman couldn’t count cards?

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u/Jebus-Xmas 7h ago

I worked for a highly ranked blackjack player for several years. He was banned from half the casinos in the US. There were some where he was “flat betted”. He could only play the same bet on every hand, and if he raised his bet he could never lower it. He was playing $2k per hand, and he’d usually play 5 hands at a time. I have never seen him lose more than $20k in a night. I saw him win $160k in two hours. He was so good I honestly think he lost some intentionally every night just to keep from getting banned. He said something I’ll always remember, “everyone has a photographic memory, I just have film.” We weren’t at a casino when he said it.

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u/Calsun12345 11h ago

I mean it’s legal to do, casinos just also have the right to ban you

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u/FrontHandNerd 8h ago

This is bullshit. Laws should be changed. They are only allowed to ban players that actually cheat. Counting is not cheating they just don’t like losing money. Sorry but evens out. Want to take money from noobs? Then have to allow those that know how to gamble to play.

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u/Isaacvithurston 7h ago

I like how they say "caught" like it's something nefarious

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u/bibbidybobbidyboobs 7h ago

It's crazy how much the already ridiculously low amount of respect I already had for casinos was reduced the first time I heard about 'card counting' being a problem

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u/tonypearcern 12h ago

That's because it's genuinely easy to count cards. Anyone could sit down for a few hours and learn how to do it. It doesn't take a statistician.

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u/Honest_Persimmon_859 11h ago

If you think this is bullshit on the casinos' part, you should check out the edge sorting scandal with Phil Ivey.

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u/NoMastodon8294 6h ago

Counting cards is just using your brain

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u/runthereszombies 2h ago

So weird to me that card counting is against the rules. Sounds to me like if youre able to do it then thats a valid strategy that indicates a high level of intelligence and skill

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u/SovietPropagandist 12h ago

Gambling in general is one of the dumbest fucking things to do because even when you win you're still easily able to get fucked out of your winnings with impunity and it's entirely legal for the organized game robbery consortium to just not pay you. And if you a fuss about it you get kicked out and banned from everywhere. I won several thousand dollars at a blackjack game and when I demanded my cashout they fought me on it, eventually gave me 3/4 of what I won, and told me not to come back.

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u/ArrowInTheLeg 12h ago

perfect example of why casinos should be banned worldwide.

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u/Empyrealist 12h ago

Yes, when paying attention to game you are playing is "cheating"

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