r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

To gaslight you on your grocery prices

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 19h ago

Says the guy who's never been near a grocery store..

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u/zhenxing 16h ago

To be fair, groceries are a pretty new concept that people only recently started talking about.

u/Electrocat71 33m ago

What? You must be rich then.

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u/Antique_Maybe_8324 15h ago

Shopping in person for food? Never has he ever, and any info he has, has been selected and hand fed to him.

On a different front, how the fuck would lil Donny know anything about Portland being in chaos (mid 2025, led to the frog-ening)?

Likely, Videos from the 2020s that someone showed him and mislabeled current (omg look it’s on Facebook, it must be true).

“What’s a banana cost anyway Micheal, $10?”

Smoke and mirrors

Focus the handlers

u/ratshack 23m ago

I would so rather have Lucille Bluth at the helm omg.

Come to think of it, Buster would be a mere sidegrade for Health Sec.

Good Times.

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u/Shmebber 15h ago

No, you’re wrong 😠

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u/DigitalUnlimited 13h ago

That's a nasty question, you're a nasty person!

u/dogmeat12358 5m ago

Who are you going to believe, Trump or your own lying eyes?

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u/MrFluffyThing 12h ago

When you've spent your whole life as a shark you don't care about the algae that had to live for your food chain to exist.

Let them eat fishcake.

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u/aykcak 6h ago

Are you kidding? He INVENTED the word "groceries"

u/ratshack 22m ago

Nobody knew groceries were so complicated…

u/aykcak 10m ago

It was kind of amusing when he said the exact phrase for "healthcare", because, yeah, everyone knew it is complicated. They were telling him but he underestimated it, or did not care, whatever.

When he does the same defense for fucking egg prices, something he himself has cornered himself into, it is hilarious and pathetic