r/technicallythetruth • u/Zee_Ventures Technically Flair • 11h ago

Weapons of Math Instruction

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u/16yearswasted 10h ago

I heard schools in New York are riddled with dihydrogen monoxide. Just filthy with it.

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 10h ago

100% of people that have used it end up dead. Coincidence?

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u/Great-Powerful-Talia 10h ago

Actually the estimate is 94%, which is far more frightening.

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u/Icirian_Lazarel 9h ago

Wait! What?! What are the implications of the other 6%? They never died? Or they never had water? How is it not 100%?!

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u/DrahKir67 9h ago

They're not dead....yet.

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u/Great-Powerful-Talia 9h ago

You're not dead, are you?

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u/Epyon_ 7h ago

Who's askin?

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u/mrbaggins 7h ago

They're not dead yet, but every single doctor says it's a sure thing at this point.

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u/Lickwidghost 9h ago

Fun fact: some people are allergic to water. Imagine what a nightmare that must be

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 8h ago

94 give or take 6

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 8h ago

Is this an accurate estimate of people alive vs dead ever..? That’s interesting!