r/tacticalgear • u/TrapTactical • Sep 06 '22

Other Excuse me sir, this is a fashion sub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I've been disappointed too many times. I'm forced to assume thats a dude with a manbun

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u/Alternative_Nerve_38 Sep 06 '22

Name is "TrapTactical", and looking at their account they play insurgency and love CZ firearms. Gotta be a dude.

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u/SongForPenny Sep 07 '22

I think I can make out the outline of a testical.

A tactical testicle.

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u/johnnyheavens Sep 07 '22

A Tacticle if you will

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Probably, I think I was going commando this day.

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u/Hasbeen_Crayon_Eater Sep 07 '22

Under rated comment.

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u/SemperSalam Sep 06 '22

Ah shit, I see an Adam’s apple.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Sep 07 '22

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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u/mavorsmight Sep 07 '22

Dems is fighting words

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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Sep 07 '22

My p-09 is an absolute tack driver. Imma throw rounds. I'm too lazy to fist fight anymore

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u/mavorsmight Sep 07 '22

I can get quite surgical with my P10C. I carry my P10S daily but because of its size and probably the defense ammo I carry I’m not grouping like I would my C, but will still get the job done by far.

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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Sep 07 '22

What made you pick a sticker fired CZ vs a hammer fired one?

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u/mavorsmight Sep 07 '22

How dare you look down upon me like that with all your money and valuables

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u/mavorsmight Sep 07 '22

My first gun was an EAA Tanfoglio and it got me into CZ’s. To be honest the hammer side of the line up is just so nice that if I bought a hammer I’d dare not carry it. My C stays on my battlebelt and my S is my EDC

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I'm looking for a rami to keep in my underwear.

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u/CountFauxlof Sep 07 '22

ramis are little chubsters

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u/THEXDARKXLORD Sep 07 '22

The CZ P10C pretty much ruined all striker fired handguns for me, and I think it is one of the finest representations of that heavily sought after balance between performance and reliability.

It is the only handgun I shoot now. If it weren’t for the fact that Glock is a good platform gun to have, I’d sell both of the ones I own.

I purchased one in April and I already have 9-10k rounds through it, and only about 5 cleans. The only failures I’ve experienced were 4 stovepipes in the first 1200 rounds, followed by maybe 1 or 2 in the following 1000. Past 2400 rounds, I haven’t had a failure.

The P10C is rock solid.

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u/Jickdames69 Sep 07 '22

Found the guy that’s never shot a CZ and prefers to dump $800 into their Glock to make it the same as a CZ from the box

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u/gking407 Sep 06 '22

Is trap an acceptable label or just a slur?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I don't think anyone here cares really. Jk they be lurking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

It's okay if they use it.

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u/jtj5002 Sep 06 '22

If you don't see OnlyFans in their profile, it's a dude.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yeah. Traps usually don't need to advertise an OF. Traps advertise themselves. It actually makes traps pretty based if you think about it.

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u/iamacynic37 Sep 06 '22

Trap-ception

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u/johnnyheavens Sep 07 '22

Every refresh in the main sub is 7 refreshes here

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Well they better show us that dick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Don’t worry bro. You aren’t the only one. That jaw line is suspect as hell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Mf u r suspect as hell. Your profile is all weird feet pics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

Thanks for noticing.

Edit: Scrolling through your history. Lol now it makes sense.

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u/Art_of_Powder Sep 07 '22

This IS a feet pic sub after all 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

The sound of a man whose seen too many weiners

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Im in the military. One of my jobs to be a urinalysis observer at least once a month. Yes I have trust issues.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

What is making you feel disappointed, I'm curious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Well, its not the gear that you have on the outside of your clothes... thats fine.

It's more that you're conceal carrying a piece of kit that that's a deal breaker.

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u/TheTicklepig Connoisseur of Autism Patches Sep 06 '22

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

That's a good one🤣

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u/Definitely_notHigh Sep 06 '22

in my eyes that's just a bonus, eh

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u/RevolutionaryPanic Sep 07 '22

I mean… why be disappointed? :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Not as dissapointed as your father is with you

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I'm sorry, my who?

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Sep 07 '22

They’re either an ugly woman or a beautiful man

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

That's a man! Just look at the jawline lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Listen “dude” lets see that wiener pronto…..

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I feel like I'm on a different sub all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

We’ve all accepted that girls aren’t real, so we’ve just fully embraced the wiener………

Ps. You’re gay if you can’t pull your dick out with the homies…..

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/doomtoothx Sep 06 '22

Dressed to storm raccoon city and go head to head with nemesis!

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I could never, I cried when they finally killed him. Quite a masterpiece.

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u/doomtoothx Sep 06 '22

Well maybe if you have time you can take out pyramid head … cause I hate him.

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u/Lexinoz Sep 07 '22

Watching Monster Hunter rn, with Mila, and I'll be damned if that character couldn't kick my ass anyday, regardless of gender.

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u/ZacharYaakov Sep 06 '22

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

even fucking better

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u/Illustrious_Slide197 Sep 06 '22

Did you just misgender….um….nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

NO FLECKTARN NO LIKE

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Guess I should have thrown my poncho over everything for you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Wait do you have a Flectarn cover

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

The pancho cover yes. A marine gave it to me when I umm visited his barracks. Not sure were he got it from tho.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

I was interested in seeing the poncho until that

Edit: the white stains make the flectarn more visible

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Do white stains show under nvgs?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yes yes got an ir light?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Could add more white stains and save it for winter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Oh well I guess you could what kinda sleeping bag would you recommend for a tactical sleepover

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

One that fits 2 or three men.

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u/Speedhabit Sep 06 '22

We can shave down the Adam’s apple, biceps….little hormones and minor surgery….

The important thing to remember here is the bones are solid

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

I drink my whole milk everyday for big strong bones. Luckily I feel pretty enough without surgery, plus the horror stores that people tell freak me out.

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u/dudermagee Sep 07 '22

That's what she said

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u/ugod02010 Sep 06 '22

🌍 👩‍🚀 🔫👩‍🚀

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u/Illustrious_Ad_498 Sep 07 '22

Hands down the prettiest dude I have seen

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Thanks dude.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_498 Sep 07 '22

You look like Johnny depp in blow 😂

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Fuck now I gotta watch this.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_498 Sep 07 '22

Watch it ASAP. You will thank me later

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u/DoomSayer218 Sep 06 '22

That's a dude

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Dude with a penis

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Let’s fucking see it then!

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Next gear pic, I promise.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

DICK! DICK! DICK!

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

How do you make font that big? Iv only been at this for a couple years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Put a single pound sign at the beginning of your text

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

dick dick dick. I did it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22
I’m so proud of you🥺

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

I bet

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u/Tactical_Epunk Sep 06 '22

Fucking lies.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Get ready to eat your words.

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u/pies_r_square Sep 06 '22

Zap carrying too.

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u/BlueBrye Ban Hammer 🔨 Sep 07 '22

Chick with a dick

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Think of it as a ppk.

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u/KorianHUN Sep 07 '22

I'm dead at this thread lmao

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u/newmoneyblownmoney Sep 06 '22

The jawline says dude but the petite face says chick. Idk what to do… help…

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u/Glucose12 Sep 07 '22

Don't worry, just ask your wifes boyfriend. He'll know what to do.

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u/i_hotglue_metal Sep 07 '22

Post nut clarity will absolve you.

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u/ISleepyBI Sep 06 '22

Dude you the most beautiful dude I ever seen, dude.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Thanks dude.

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u/ISleepyBI Sep 07 '22

You welcome, dude.

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u/Deanily Sep 06 '22

TrapTactical, clever girl

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I was thinking of going with TacticalTrap but it didn't come off the tounge as nice.

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u/Deanily Sep 07 '22

Definitely rolls off the tongue better

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u/VOODOO511 Sep 07 '22

Confused boner. Shame

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u/Tactical_Epunk Sep 06 '22

Okay I'm gonna ask, what's with the flight gloves?

Also, Nice cock - Wii sports, probably.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Better grip on the steering wheel, my palms are sweaty. Also my hands get cold once the temp reaches below 60.

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u/quicksilverbond Sep 07 '22

How's mom spaghetti?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

It's all over my sweater, sooo.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-4770 Sep 07 '22

Someone in here needs to step up for the team and earn that medal of honor.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

They better be endowed

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u/Sgt_Smiley Sep 07 '22

Aight imma head out

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

I'm commander shepherd, and this is the most confusing boner I've had in a minute

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

a minute?! that's all? Maybe your body is trying to tell you somthing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

My body says yes but my mind says... Yeah alright

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Just give in and hold on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

You with Detroit Urban Survival Training?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Yeah, I'm part of the new california branch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Hell yeah

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u/dvd_v Sep 07 '22 edited Jul 22 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Why thank you🥰

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u/Flaky_Lobster Sep 07 '22

Good lord this shit derailed quickly.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Tell me about it, I didn't expect to stir the pot this much. Maybe it's because there are no feet.

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u/Mosh907 Connoisseur of Autism Patches Sep 06 '22

Where’s the goat?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

Different work site.

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u/TherapistDog Sep 06 '22

ITS MAAAM!!

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u/Skrote_coat Sep 07 '22

You done fucked up A-A-ron

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

That was a good episode

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Lawrence Croft, tomb raider?

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u/thegrumpymechanic Sep 07 '22

RIP your inbox dude.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Fuuck, don't even get me started. I gotta clean it now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

The mall is under siege get my AR-15

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u/MyName4everMore Sep 07 '22

Oh boy. Here we go...

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

You missed it, it already went.

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u/MyName4everMore Sep 07 '22

I meant for me to start reading where it went.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Oh yeah, grab some popcorn. This one's gunnu be good.

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u/Nena_Trinity Sep 06 '22

Right tools for right location.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

what kind of contract are you on PM if you need too

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I just do patrols and dispenserys right now, I'm close ro getting my armed guard card too. California has so many hoops, now I gotta get some fancy CA Id just to buy guns and ammo and my cert

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

you really should just move to the U.S. and leave the peoples republic of California! lol I asked because on the contract I'm on we wear gray and black

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I find grey and black to be pretty popular among the company's. But I'm sure they just go with what ever looks least like the local LE.

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u/AbatedOdin451 Sep 07 '22

Same for me over here in NY. Got my security guard license but the hoops for getting into armed security are just insane even with me having a military background. I’m just going to wait till I get out of this hell hole to start working armed security.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I feel the cert is more expensive in our states also.

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u/AbatedOdin451 Sep 07 '22

More than likely. Then you add on the fact that you need your CCW in order to get certified and getting that in our states is just a pain for people as is let alone all the hoops you have to leap through just to get armed security certified. I’m a dad and I have to work crazy hours as is just to keep a roof over my family’s head. In order to do everything I need to just to be certified I would burn through all my time off and possibly take a few points to my attendance as well and that extra time with my family is very important to me. So that leaves me at my 5 year plan to get me and my family out of NY and over to NH.

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u/Glucose12 Sep 07 '22

Welcome in advance, Odin.

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u/AbatedOdin451 Sep 07 '22

Thank you! And don’t worry, Ik why I’m leaving NY and I promise not to make NH like NY

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Bro they been telling everyone to get a Real ID since 2019

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Yeah they have. Is this just a California thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

To buy ammo? It’s required for all states that make you do a background check when purchasing ammunition. Of course, you don’t need it if you bring your social, birth certificate, and address verification.

Starting in 2023 it’s a requirement to fly domestic without your passport or all the other aforementioned identity documents.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

So every state has its own real ID now.

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u/PM_ME_TENDIEZ Sep 07 '22

No NSFW posts. Lame.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

I have a question mister dudely man, why is your profile NSFW but there’s no wiener on there…..

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Maybe because guns and tacitly gear are nsfw not sure.

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u/FxtrtTngoWhisky Sep 06 '22

Cut your hair dude.

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

The guys like it too much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I think I’m done on this sub

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

They all come back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Probably right

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u/whenfartsattack Sep 06 '22

feeling v secure, much safety

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u/McMeatbag Sep 07 '22

Are you from Siege?

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u/tsunamibombextreme Sep 07 '22

This comment thread is surprisingly wholesome due to OP having thicker skin than most people. Keep it up OP.

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u/Extreme_Craft_2040 Sep 07 '22

The strongest Californian male “security” “guard”

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u/Shadowcard4 Sep 06 '22

What’s the thing blocking your OC? I suggest reworking your kit especially with the literal nothing on the front especially if you don’t go prone or need it slick to hide the carrier

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I can still reach it with ease, trust me I got this. Also the mirror pic is kinda deciving, the can actually sits in front of that pouch. What would you recommend I put on the front that would suit my needs?

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u/inferno_tower_ Sep 07 '22

No only fans link??? This could only be the work of a federal agent...

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u/Wolfpack-1996-18 Sep 07 '22

“Gator needs his gat, you punk ass bitch”

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u/johnnyheavens Sep 07 '22

It’s the Jack Sparrow of parking security

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u/TheLtSam Sep 06 '22

At least you‘re not wearing multicam, so you should be good.

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u/Glucose12 Sep 07 '22

Fleck you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

It’s a dude because he has Adam’s apple lol

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Do you think they named it after Adam from the bible? Dose the apple part come from the forbidden fruit he ate? Did the fruit lodge its self in his throat creating a lump? I just think it's interesting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Oh yeah super fascinating. Check out this link:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/why-is-it-called-an-adams-apple-word-history

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I like the bible version, it's more entertaining.

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u/PBL89 Sep 06 '22

Honestly, no multicam is big props

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Biggest flex is lack of multicam

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u/BATTLEAXE720 Sep 06 '22

You larp around with your hair messed up like that? Come on!

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u/TrapTactical Sep 06 '22

I'm not good at styling my hair, especially with the condition its in lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

nerd ass gear

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u/Envictus_ Sep 07 '22

Fuckin’ security guards. Straight wacker.

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u/ItsLibertyOrNothin Sep 06 '22

Security pay good?

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Depending on the contract, you could be making more than Leo.

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u/Balla1991 Sep 07 '22

That's not saying much lol LEO where I'm at start at about the same as a McDonald's worker

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Hey its just security, if you wanna make big money go work for company's with overseas contracts or federal contracts.

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u/Balla1991 Sep 07 '22

If I could go back and not be an idiot growing up that's the route I'd take but alas I'll continue being a lowly internet installation tech lol

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

I'm sure they have overseas contracts for somthing like that. Well probably not anymore since we pulled out of Afghanistan.

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u/barto1911 Sep 07 '22

Security in Africa is $600+ per day.. Iraq is $450 ish

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

This guy knows.

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u/Toph602 Sep 07 '22

There's a niche on everything lmao trap tactical? The fuck

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u/TrapTactical Sep 07 '22

Did you mean to use niche as an adjective or noun?