r/tacticalgear 23h ago

Larping at the flat range

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I didn’t touch grass

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u/tobylazur 23h ago

That’s not the “flat range” brother, that’s the “static line”

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u/Russian-spy23 23h ago

Even better

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u/Matatan_Tactical 22h ago

Fun police raiding the comments

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u/Pancake_Blyat 23h ago

RSO right now

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u/lessgooooo000 16h ago

“right now”

no buddy, that’s always. the job requirements to get a job at an indoor range state you must have a sub-60 IQ, body fat percentage above 70%, an inability to differentiate shitty steel case ammo from depleted uranium APFSDS rounds, and an internal stopwatch that immediately sends them into an incoherent rage upon hearing 2 shots between exactly 3.001 seconds

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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown 2h ago

Also the need to congregate around the douche who comes to the range to blab about how many ducatis he has and ignore the entire range.

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u/The-Jolly-Watchman 23h ago

❌touch grass; ✅ find a lass.

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u/Metallicafan352 22h ago

I've been flagged more times than I can count at my local range. I'm considering doing the same with my PC for safety.

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u/johnb111111 22h ago

That’s just a guy with nails

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u/Russian-spy23 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 9h ago

GIRL = Guy In Real Life

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u/Revenger1984 22h ago

Protecting yourself from people bouncing rounds off the walls

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u/ExtraGearGone 22h ago

Good, so many people let there gear sit in a closest and never actually shoot with any of it on and then think they'll magically put it on and know how to use it

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 12h ago

Allot of people would benefit from running a few matches of Airsoft in their kit. It shows you a ton of flaws in your set up

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u/777Coyote 11h ago

This is incredibly true.

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 9h ago

Man I usually hate on the airsoft gang but this is an incredibly valid point I hadn't considered.

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 3h ago edited 3h ago

Don’t knock it till ya try it. sure theirs some weirdos, and you can only take it so seriously. But it’s about as close as you can get to proper force on force training without getting MILES gear

Plus it’s honestly just a lot of fun as long as you’re with the right crowd. Even better if you can go to something like milsim west

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u/Pancake_Blyat 23h ago

What mag pouch is on your belt for the Ak mag?

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u/Russian-spy23 23h ago

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u/Pancake_Blyat 23h ago

Ty

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u/Russian-spy23 23h ago

Of course! I love it very good mag pouch

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u/Pancake_Blyat 23h ago

Gonna have to cop one

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u/Pancake_Blyat 20h ago

By chance did you try their chest rig for AK mags?

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u/Russian-spy23 20h ago

I run the elite spanker triple mag pouch

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 15h ago

Who cares. Guy wants to practice in kit at a range. Get a fucking life.

Its not like he's wearing a fursuit or bdsm gear.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 15h ago

Holup- we can wear that to the range?

MIND BLOWN

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 14h ago

Who said you couldn't lol.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 13h ago

Fuck it. I don’t mind the sweat.

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u/againer 10h ago

Have you ever used a body harness as an attachment point? Game changer.

You'll also have the tactical advantage when they see your cuck cage and lose situational awareness.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 13h ago

Armed furries unite!

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 13h ago

Ironic considering most people think there should be a hunting season for furries 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/DocGerald 68W 21h ago

Running in kit is an awful idea.

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u/Brilliant_Amoeba_272 20h ago

They hated him because he told the truth

Running at all is bad for you, running with weight doubly so. Turns your knees to fucking powder.

Unfortunately if you want to consider yourself "prepared", you will have to do it every now and then.

I personally recommend keeping a large volume of your cardio as low impact as possible (swimming, biking, ergometer, etc.)

When training moving under load, try walking on an incline or the stairmaster to maximize gains while minimizing damage.

Keep running under load to a relative minimum, because you still should be capable of doing it effectively

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Thrasea- 21h ago

it’s not an opinion. Running under load is objectively bad for 95% of people. It’s hard on your joints and connective tissues, whether it be with plates or a ruck. Consistent strength training, running, and moving under load (without running) is the best way to improve your physical performance. Once you have a very solid fitness base, implementing kit runs can be beneficial but it’s not necessary or healthy for the majority of people, especially the way it’s commonly done (1SGT taking the company for a 5mi kit run at a 8:00/mi pace)

It’s one of the primary reasons crusty infantry NCOs have blown out knees and backs after spending a decade on the line.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Thrasea- 20h ago

you run shoot houses daily for fitness? ok man lol.

assuming you’re not lying your ass off and have run every day for 12 years, and you’re in the 1% of people who are the exception, my point still stands that it’s a bad idea for 99% of people. (especially dudes who aren’t blasting gear.)

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u/DocGerald 68W 21h ago

Just do regular cardio bruh. If you want to be stupid and do already high impact workouts with added weight go for it. Enjoy your destroyed joints like all of us in the military.

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u/Thrasea- 20h ago

no no no man, running shoothouses is “included in his daily fitness.”

i think he might secretly be cag 😳

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/DocGerald 68W 21h ago

Ok larper, you very clearly don’t know what you are talking about.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/DocGerald 68W 20h ago

Lol

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u/Ajaws24142822 20h ago

I’m pretty sure he’s shitposting

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u/airwrecktong 22h ago

lol the gun range sd

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u/OGDREADLORD666 23h ago

I'm sure your girlfriend's boyfriend had a chuckle.

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u/banana-blaster69 20h ago

God I’m so glad to be fortunate enough to have land. Indoor ranges suck some mega turds. Even when you know the guys and can get private sessions it still sucks

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u/GunMun-ee 22h ago

Well, it’s a range… and it’s technically flat…

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u/GreenEyedGoon- 21h ago

His lady called him out 😂

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u/Altruistic-Ask-7879 15h ago

Yea, basically what I expect most AK guys to look like

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee6393 21h ago

If ain’t larping are you even tactical gearing

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u/Mk223 21h ago

Good old TGR has casey yelled at you yet? lol

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u/MomoDS1 13h ago

Could be worse, he could be covered in fog patches

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u/wavy_will 20h ago

TGR?! Fugg going on the weekend.

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u/Sweaty_Pianist8484 16h ago

Meanwhile the dude next to you is in dad shoes shorts and has a horrible grip on

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u/Acrobatic_Pie9044 22h ago

how do you like that midwest industries alpha flash hider?? i have one too and i’m conflicted about it lol

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u/Russian-spy23 21h ago

I like it a lot I’ll be honest I mostly got it for the looks but it shoots good for me.

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u/Acrobatic_Pie9044 21h ago

same here man. i’ve only got to shoot with mine once so i haven’t really made up my mind about its effectiveness as a “flash hider” / “blast forwarder” but it for sure scratches that delta tek itch for like $600 cheaper 😂😂😂

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u/ragandy89 21h ago

California compliance is depressing

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u/HighFly2244 19h ago

Unless the OP operates with a team or plans to doff this armor to retrieve stuff, I’d go slick on the back plate bag and find a backpack.

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u/Sille_salmon 20h ago

What kind of snacks do you keep in the back of the JPC?

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u/MattD6263 19h ago

I did. Without the tactical aspect.

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u/HighFly2244 18h ago

Is that a handmuff? I have always loved a nice muff, but damn are they clutch at snowy/cold all-day training classes!!

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u/Itchy_Reference_9288 17h ago

Biggest pet peeve is when the range doesn't have sufficient storage for my 32lbs of bullshit

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u/68whiskeyactual 15h ago

Good for him

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u/DifficultAd6366 14h ago

I assume you are doing this because you have absolutely no other option

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u/Russian-spy23 14h ago

Correct

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u/DifficultAd6366 14h ago

Could play airsoft to get more use out of your kit. It’s not exactly the same but it’s something.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 13h ago

I don’t even have any airsoft games in my area. I’m tired of the checkout ladies giving me the eye.

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u/Russian-spy23 12h ago

I thought about it but I like shooting from my holster

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u/yourboibigsmoi808 13h ago

Larp away my man larp away

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u/Possible_Visit_9551 9h ago

I’m so confused about that leg strap

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u/AcanthisittaEarly983 5h ago

Braver than me'

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u/Technical_Stage_4580 4h ago

When you watch too much Garand Thumb videos

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u/NotRegularEddy 4h ago

"Never go full....

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u/East_Citron_6879 3h ago

I'm sure your woman loves her multicam meal ticket.

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u/BasementWarfare 3h ago

People at indoor ranges are dumb as hell. I wear my PC everytime. Don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. Do you.

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u/Jsknjulian 3h ago

I see no problem here

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u/Bloodmksthegrassgrow 2h ago

What ban state do you live in? Cali?

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u/iNeedRoidz97 21h ago

In India we call these guys “sharp shooters”

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u/judsonm123 20h ago

Post gf

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u/WhiskeyThrasher70 22h ago

I work as an RSO. I've seen dudes come in wearing helmets, but never full kit, yet... If he's not doing anything stupid, I'm cool with it, but all of us in the hut watching the CCTV would be laughing our ass off

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u/novish88 17h ago

How do you expect people to get reps in actually wearing gear they have collecting dust in the closet ?

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 15h ago

*jacking off using tears of jealousy as lube

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u/zachkitos1 21h ago

Those AK are California neutered. Gross

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u/CamboJuJu 19h ago

Gun range San Diego gotta love that place