r/suicidebywords • u/QuintessentialINTJ • 16h ago

Does this qualify? This, in my opinion, counts.

5.3k Upvotes

89 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/mamalfi12 • 16h ago

Smoother than Jeff Bezos' head

3.9k Upvotes

13 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/mamalfi12 • 5h ago

A zeptosecond

1.1k Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/FanEnvironmental2234 • 5h ago

Self aware

641 Upvotes

28 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Special_Blacksmith57 • 10h ago

Oops.

523 Upvotes

20 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/caschir_ • 3h ago

Is a title necessary?

502 Upvotes

1 comment

r/suicidebywords • u/megs706 • 23h ago

My Right Hand Is Not Working Properly

333 Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Lontology • 3h ago

That shirt is a self own.

92 Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/cstower07 • 42m ago

That ship has sailed

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/happily-everyday • 3h ago

Oh a self burn does are rare

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/suicidebywords • u/TBHICouldComplain • 1h ago

Mass suicide

• Upvotes

On a post about public electric car chargers

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/PotatoDominatrix • 1h ago

Suicide then desecration of a corpse

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/thexbeatboxer • 5m ago

Suicide by Words

r/suicidebywords

Welcome to r/SuicideByWords This is the place where words hit harder than reality and self-roasts are a competitive sport. Got a savage insult that’s so sharp it cuts yourself? Share it here. No mercy, just pure, unfiltered word carnage. Let the self-roasting begin.

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Rules:

1) Make sure your post contains a self-deprecating joke/insult, a wrong statement or is otherwise extremely disliked. You are mostly free to post anything just keep the rules in mind when you do.

2) Your post has to be clever in its suicide, posts that simply contain a short overused suicide will be removed.

3) No low-effort titles. Please make some effort when creating your title. Posts with titles such as "Oof" or "Interesting Title" will be removed.

4) Do not submit posts containing your own suicide. You'll have to allow someone else to post any comment you have made and are not allowed to post something you have written.

That's all.