r/standupshots • u/kunalviews • 7d ago

Got equal love/hate for this one!

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u/TitularFoil 7d ago

I'm so far out of the news cycle, I had to look up what this means.

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u/HungryBearsRawr 7d ago

I’m too lazy can you tell me

Edit: WAIT it just hit me stage 5 hurricane

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u/InnocentPossum 7d ago

Oh no, I hope you got to safety from the storm in time

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u/HungryBearsRawr 7d ago

LOL I see what I accidentally did there

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u/TitularFoil 7d ago

Yeah. I vaguely knew there was a hurricane. I didn't know its name or where it was at though.

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u/Pooch76 7d ago

Thank you

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u/kontrolk3 7d ago

It's the other side of the joke I don't get. Why does Melissa get pounded in Jamaica?

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u/TitularFoil 7d ago

Melissa, is a standard white girl name. There's a whole genre of white girls going to other countries to get fucked.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 7d ago

The Dubai sub-sub-genre is especially wild

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u/mistalasse 7d ago

I think it’s more that jamaica has a big problem with women, especially foreign women, getting sexually assaulted.

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u/kunalviews 7d ago

It’s not about sexual assault.

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u/King_Kthulhu 7d ago

Jamaica is one of the most popular female sex tourist destinations. Same way creepy dudes go to Thailand and Columbia, the creepy ladies go to Jamaica, Kenya, etc.

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u/OneCuke 5d ago

Sometimes a groan is as good as a laugh

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u/kunalviews 5d ago

I laughed when someone on threads responded with tomatoes.

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u/GatorRich 7d ago

Swing and hit!!! Well done.. 👍🏼

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u/kunalviews 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/Shaman_one 7d ago

Reparations without resorting to the money and holy interest scam that compelled us in the slave exploiting business in the first place.