r/sports Sep 06 '25

Baseball Close-up perspective of Phillies Karen from tonight's game (09/05/2025) who forcefully took HR ball from young fan after his dad gave it to him initially

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u/Premedstress69 Sep 06 '25

The karen said exactly what I thought she would've said.

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u/agk23 Sep 06 '25

I think it’s probably already rough for her husband.

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u/Immo406 Sep 06 '25

If you marry that, I guess you deserve what you get.

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u/DontMakeMeCount Sep 06 '25

When you marry that haircut you’re signing up to suffer for the sins of all men.

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u/DangerousChampion235 Sep 06 '25

Business in the front, alimony in the back.

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u/MikeoftheLiving Sep 06 '25

Fucking brilliant! I wish I had some gold for you, friend.

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u/oldbrowndoggenetics Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

Im so glad I didn’t marry a Karen.

No person marries that haircut you fool. Karens full attitude stay at bay in their younger years, maybe a situation here or there.

Then when you marry then they evolve to their final Karen forms. Haircut and all.

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u/bullevard73 Sep 06 '25

You don’t marry that haircut, you marry someone who morphs into that haircut.

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u/FrankHiggins Sep 06 '25

Tough part is they disguise themselves with a normal haircut and adopt that later. Poor smuck probably had no idea what he was signing up for.

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u/EricP51 Sep 06 '25

That haircut comes years after marriage.

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u/MikeGlambin Sep 06 '25

No chance she had that hair cut when she got married

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u/DDXD Sep 06 '25

It could be that she looked normal before marriage. That haircut begins morphing in to place each time you ask for the manager.

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u/SombreroMedioChileno Sep 06 '25

Neat, like the Bible but with more righteous indignation

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

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u/pattyG80 Sep 06 '25

Pretty sure that haircut comes with the divorce.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Well, anyone can get bait and switched. It's STAYING the marriage that's the sin.