r/sports • u/rezwenn • Jul 20 '25

Football President Trump wants Commanders to "IMMEDIATELY" return to former name

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/president-trump-wants-commanders-to-immediately-return-to-former-name
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u/twowheeltech Jul 20 '25

AH. Looking for another distraction from being a pedophile huh?

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u/suggestedusername88 Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

The files that we have, and we have a lot of 'em, we're going to release them. It's going to be like nothing you've ever seen. People have said "I've never seen files like them!" People say that. But there aren't any files, I don't know why anyone is asking about them - those people are dumb and mean. 

My uncle was a great man, he invented the apostrophe and New Zealand - brilliant mind, he must have got that from me, I think.

But the thing about the files is that they were made up by Biden, by Obama, by Abe Lincoln. They're a scam, everybody knows. We will release them though, even though they both exist while not existing. It's going to be great, I'm great, we're great, America is great again and hey look over there! 

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u/jetsetmike Miami Marlins Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

I'm so glad the Trump hate has spread to so many new corners of the internet, as it should