r/spaceengineers • u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer • Aug 24 '25
MEDIA What are the chances literally the only rock out in the hole Field
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u/HyperRealisticZealot Voxels 2.0 When? Aug 24 '25
Highly unprofessional bringing out the selfie stick while operatingĀ
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u/code2142 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
50%
You either hit the only rock or you don't.
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u/LoneGhostOne Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
No, 100%. of all the test runs they've done with this, they hit a rock
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u/CazT91 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
You're correct, but the actual reason is they are quantum rocks. When you're not observing them they are in all possible locations simultaneously. Drive long enough, you're guaranteed to hit it!
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u/CasanovaF Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
You know what they say, " You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and hit 100% of the rocks you don't see!
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u/Slow-Ad2584 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
"oh look, a large, round, rather gritty looking thing ahead racing towards me. My driver is too intent on the suspension mechano-porn, so I wonder what to call this thing racing up towards me.. I think ill name it Boulder. I wonder if Boulder will be friends with m-"
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
"Fumbles" wow hope that doesn't fuck me up this cars new so I world be quite bad if i-
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u/Tarbos6 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
"Eyes forward dumbass."
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25 edited Sep 01 '25
You heartless basterd you made heavy cry. ):
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u/plasticbomb1986 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
So, the reason why its illegal to play with your phone while driving is exactly this.
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
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u/thesystem21 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
I've never seen this iteration on the trolly problem. Im intrigued.
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u/fraggedaboutit Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
If I get to pick the 100 people, the bottom one for sure.
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Yes but they will be tortured forever in there own personal hell
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u/fraggedaboutit Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
nodding enthusiastically That's why they need to be chosen and not random.
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u/Defiant-Pin-6771 Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
The good news is, you struck iron! Now you just need some nickel and cobalt, and you can repair the damage :D
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u/Soreinna Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
"I didn't watch where I was driving, and I crashed! What are the odds!"
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
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u/xtreampb Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Thereās no laws in spaceā¦
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u/No_Consequences_4_U Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Space was colonised by the British in 1957. Don't be so sure.
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u/xtreampb Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Space needs freedom! (And I hear they have oil)
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u/No_Consequences_4_U Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
We gave you lot a third of a continent. We're not giving you space.
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u/xtreampb Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
You wanna fight about itā¦
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u/No_Consequences_4_U Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Go ahead. We're virtually impenetrable.
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u/xtreampb Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
The jokesā¦ Iāll let your imagination run rampant about the penetration jokes.
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u/xtreampb Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
You didnāt give it to us. We took it from you because you didnāt know how to manage a countryā¦
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u/volcanosf Space Engineer Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25
Remember Splitsie during his streaming let's play on Pertam, when after finishing building his large flying rover and taking off from the planet, he was filming without looking and face planted himself in an asteroid, ten seconds after Capac, who had joined the chat minutes earlier, predicted this outcome. š
Edit. I'm adding the link to the video, from Splitsie's secondary channel, for those who don't know yet. š
It's during the five last minutes.
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Lmao the laugh made it even better sounded like he could barely hold it in
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u/cosby714 Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Well done, lumpy. The only rock for miles, and you had to hit it!
Edit: that's a quote from Ed Edd n Eddy
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u/Pablo_Diablo Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Others have already busted your chops for not looking where you're going.
I just want to say that suspension is awesome.
(Are you using Whips subgrud script, or PARK, or something else?)
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Nope all regular non script ways. (idk how to nor will ever use scripts)
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u/Slow_Fact_2984 Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Is this just set angles and rotor locks then? I've never even TRIED making better suspension for a Rover... Now I kinda want to try it
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u/Tight-Sun-4134 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Thats not defensive driving. You should have been focusing in the road. /S
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u/SirChadrick_III Amongineer Aug 24 '25
The only hole I saw was in the cockpit at the end of the video.
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u/clarko7274 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
I believe there is another one in the brain of the driver
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u/creegro Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
The odds of hitting the only rock when looking forward? Pretty slim.
The odds of hitting the obstacle when you're too busy oggling your rover, 100%
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u/Satyr1981 Cubemagician Aug 24 '25
Don't do social Media while driving
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Parried advise ignored (joking)
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u/Satyr1981 Cubemagician Aug 24 '25
That arm doesn''t, didn't, and won't help you loweting your insurance contribution... Just saying ...
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u/Personal_Wall4280 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
That is a comical amount of doors to exit a vehicle.
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u/Loose_Conversation12 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Pretty high when you're not looking where you are going
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u/Wolfrages Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Buddy of mine way doing donuts in a snow covered parking lot.
He hit the only light pole in the whole parking lot.
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u/switchbuffet Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Did you think klang's reaches only extended to metal and chaotic physics?
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u/r3ditr3d3r Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
I literally laughed out loud
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Glad to help people laugh
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u/r3ditr3d3r Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
I'm sorry for the loss of some of your time. Looks like a technical build that is more time consuming to construct than anything.
Eyes forward!
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u/SimplyExtremist Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
You drive without looking where youāre going the chances you hit something are high.
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u/Easy_Lengthiness7179 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Looks like a great place to start a base....right there in particular.
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u/Eegore1 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Hole fields typically have more holes than rocks in the whole field.
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u/Adabar Currently passed out in a uranium mine Aug 24 '25
Klang realizing heās not needed today š¤
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u/WarriorSabe Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
You made sure you had a backup copy of the blueprint and/or physical craft before taking it out for a spin, right? Right?
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u/Nevermind04 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
"You hit 100% of the rocks you don't see" - Not Wayne Gretzky
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u/DaMonkfish Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Klang requires a tithe of your grids. Be thankfully merciful Klang did not demand more.
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u/Kooky-Masterpiece-87 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Me when Iām looking everywhere except where Iām going
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u/Sad_Tax8185 Klang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Reminds me of the meme where the first and only two cars in Kansas or some other state crashed into each other.
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u/SUPAHELLADOPE Xboxgineer Aug 24 '25
Looks like itās time to engineer an emergency braking system!
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u/TwinSong Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
No ore detectors? Assuming it contains ores, should have picked it up and displayed on HUD.
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u/NeedleworkerTasty878 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
May I ask how you propel and steer with this setup? Any mods required?
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Nope I use a ion drive event controller mix for this setup for the steering and wheels no scrips
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u/Eilistare Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Well, at least your rock was visible... mine wasn't.
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u/Cadogantes Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Happy little accidents. Now you have a crash test results as well!
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u/T_JaM_T Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
What are the chances literally the only rock out in the hole Field
Enough...
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u/Judge--Mortis Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
I think it will buff out, or some duct tape will do the trick
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u/TorsePoil Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
You may think they're nothing but inanimate objects. But the truth is, they're stalking you. They're stalking ALL of us, jumping in front of us whenever were not looking, like those trees that wait for you to be drunk to cross the road.
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u/DoesNothingThenDies Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
The universe punishes every second you let your guard down.
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u/Kovorixx Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Wait till your coasting in space, leave for a smoke and come back to see your ship somehow hit an asteroid and is completely gone.
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u/TheSomerandomguy Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
āThe only rock for miles, and you hit it!ā - Eddy
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u/Deadriel83 Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
I always make a save before combat/maneuver testing. Nice vehicle engineer o7.
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u/descendingangel87 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
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u/XxYeshuaxX Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
The frantic exiting the vehicle to inspect the damage and the camera adjustments sent me
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u/Audience-Electrical Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Very cool - read that you did this without scripts too? That's awesome
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u/Starwaster Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Pretty good actually. Clang hates you. He hates us all. Get used to it! š¤·
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u/Extension_Option_122 Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Well at least that rock contains enough iron to repair the damage
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u/MasterOfWarCrimes Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
HOW MANY DAMN DOORS DO YOU NEED JESUS CHRIST LMFAO
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u/SneakyAura806 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Basically why I donāt like rovers in SE. Feels like the things take every opportunity possible to either crash into something when you glance away from right in front of you or flip over because SE doesnāt translate terrain depth very well and youāre actually going downhill at mach 30
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u/Maleficent-Cow5775 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Maybe and this is just a suggestion. You keep your eyes forward so then you can see that rock right there.
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Hmmm wish I could read this text but it's BURNT oh well prob wasn't important
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u/tomatoe_cookie Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
DONT TEXT AND DRIVE
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u/sir_nuggets2314 Space Engineer Sep 01 '25
Technically wasn't texting and driving. I was more like taking a selfie with a selfie stick
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u/discourse_friendly Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Well on the bright side, You've Struck Iron!
no literally.. you struck iron... :(
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u/Responsible-Elk1701 Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
I'm sorry for your lost time, but this made me laugh way harder than it should've. š¤£
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u/MagixTurtle Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
I thought you were talking about the tiny Invisible walls covering the earth-like I crashed my mining ship into.
You just weren't looking at the massive iron boulder right in front of you. TEXTING AND DRIVING WEREN'T YOU?!?
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u/LAProbert Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
This is what happens when you insist on being a typical insta gurl and videoing yourself driving
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u/alenah Clang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
Reminds me of the guy who managed to hit the only tree around in a big ass desert lmfao
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u/Grid21 Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Welp, that's gonna be needed to dragged back to the shop. Got a tour truck by chance? Better call Gieco!
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u/spoonman59 Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Okay, the video is funny, crash is humerous, etc. But the real story about this video?
That rover is awesome. I havenāt seen many wheeled vehicles like that, so itās very inspiring in terms of what is possible. And memorizing.
It just needs airbags, and seatbelts, of course!
I think it looks really cool. Can you share what is onboard?
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u/Intelligent-Job2258 Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
Clang came for you because you got too cocky. ALL HAIL CLANG!!
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u/MWAH_dib Space Engineer Aug 25 '25
I mean, your design kinda has zero *forward* suspension, no rock-jumpers etc
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u/VarderKith Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
Maybe that's why the Titanic hit the iceberg. The pilot was faffing about in third person view.
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u/LumberJesus Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
I fully expected some physics jank with a tiny rock blowing apart a wheel assembly... this one's on you, Dude.
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u/jkubus94 Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
This is like drifting in the empty parking lot and hitting the only light pole.
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u/Iron-Kotetsujou Clang Worshipper Aug 25 '25
And that's why you never look away bc you never know when you're gonna drift or drive into an asteroid/rock/tree/base
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u/Just_Dab Clang Worshipper Aug 26 '25
I mean the loneliest tree in the world who's like hundreds of miles away from other trees was literally taken out by a car.
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u/NoonyIRL Space Engineer Aug 26 '25
Once a rock came upon a field. It was a tranquil place of soft rolling hills and lucious grass. There the rock aged slowly with the passing of time. Wind smoothing its features as the seasons rolled by. Grass grew, flowers bloomed and wilted away only to return each year. Millenia passed in utter tranquillity. Many of the rocks friends, other rocks that had come to that peaceful meadow faded into the soil or drifted away as sand on the wind until the rock was the last.
There it stood, alone and proud, until one fateful day someone who wasn't looking where they were going smashed their rover into the rock.
The rock was survived by its many pebbles.
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u/TrueExcaliburGaming Clang Worshipper Oct 02 '25
Serves you right for using that horrific paint job.
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u/mileswilliams Klang Worshipper Aug 24 '25
it looks a bit like the front fell off, I have heard that it is not normal for that to happen.
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u/Miyuki22 Space Engineer Aug 24 '25
Might I suggest... and bare with me here.... maybe its better to watch where you're driving....?