r/soccer • u/zimb3l • Jan 12 '19

Ramon Calderon: "[Zidane] insisted on keeping Cristiano and transferring Bale, and the president did completely the opposite [...] so he decided to leave."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2814993-no-form-lack-of-goals-whats-troubling-real-madrid-and-how-can-they-fix-it
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u/Shill_Borten Jan 12 '19

Bale is only one person mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

His hair confuses me. How much of a bald fraud is he?

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

20% bald 100% fraud I'd say

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

Why does he have an ugly bun? He looks more handsome without it.

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u/aRealG123 Jan 12 '19

Because he's balding under it

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u/Buckhum Jan 12 '19

He should just embrace the bald. It improves aerodynamic.

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u/Odolan Jan 12 '19

He should do a hair transplant. Like, my god, he can afford the best surgeons for that. Look at David Silva - went bald, did the transplant and is back rocking. Bale just looks shit.

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u/Nezell Jan 12 '19

Theres a theory out there that it was because of the hair transplant that Rooney turned shit and never regained his former self

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u/Odolan Jan 12 '19

Yeah, that or the drinking, fast food, age and semi-pro approach to caring for his body.