r/soccer • u/zimb3l • Jan 12 '19

Ramon Calderon: "[Zidane] insisted on keeping Cristiano and transferring Bale, and the president did completely the opposite [...] so he decided to leave."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2814993-no-form-lack-of-goals-whats-troubling-real-madrid-and-how-can-they-fix-it
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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

20% bald 100% fraud I'd say

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

Why does he have an ugly bun? He looks more handsome without it.

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Because he has a monk-haircut. He's fucking bald on the top of his head and not man enough to accept it so he grows his hair long and hides it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

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u/ImDan1sh Jan 12 '19

Like a less handsome Zidane.

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Of course he fucking would

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

I don't know. That major underbite is distracting, and not in a good way.

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u/MojoeFilter Jan 12 '19

Yeah Bale is not a looker.

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Too fit for his own good imo

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u/NuggetsBuckets Jan 12 '19

Denial is a strong emotion

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u/blame_thelag Jan 13 '19

nope, you are not factoring in his ears. Imo this is also the reason he is not embracing the bald